I am still here

[Kristev]

I apologize for the manner of your return. I wish you'd come back to us under better circumstances.

I only take commands like that from my housecat. But she wouldn't be likely to demand a discount for a hotel.

[Ree]

Wow. "I command you"?? Really? She's not a queen, and you're not one of her subjects! WTF?

Seriously. Who the hell actually talks like that in the real world?

[ShadowBall]

The only way I would possibly excuse this person is if they screamed, "I command you" in Zim's voice. Otherwise, she can go fuck herself with a rusty chainsaw covered in fire ants.

[South Texan]

she then starts crying and saying she is too upset to talk any more

At least that ended the call.

Glad to hear from you again, Dave!

[Betweenshades]

Because their impeccably logical argument didn't work, so let's try a hissy fit.

[Project_Mars]

Is it odd that ever time i read "I can't" my first thought was HAL 9000?

Despite the fact that you are Dave...?

anyways, i missed these. glad to see you're back.

[Gravekeeper]

I am still here

And for that you truly have my deepest sympathies. ><

[MaseMan]

I'm just surprised she didn't tell you that you were going to be fired.

[taxguykarl]

I'm just surprised she didn't tell you that you were going to be fired.

That's next...unless special snowflake was too stressed from hearing 'no'.

[eltf177]

Is it odd that ever time i read "I can't" my first thought was HAL 9000?

It didn't help that I just watched 2001 again the other day.

"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose. Good bye Dave." You know, change 'Dave' to 'SC' and that line might work...

Welcome back, and sorry you're back (boy, is that SC logic or what?)

[PepperElf]

i'm surprised you didn't start laughing at her...

[Grape The Cat]

What a twit! I admire your patience, Dave.

[laborcat]

Man, remind me to not vacation where you are... I'm afraid the suckiness will rub off on me.

That was something else. How you can handle this type of thing without putting your hand through a wall is beyond me. Welcome back!

[Talon]

This line caused me to go back and re read the post imagining the SC speaking in Patrick Stewart's voice, which kind of sucks because Patrick is awesome and probably wouldn't act like an SC.

I'd sure like to picture Dave pulling a Picard on one of his SC's ludicrous demands:

"Absolutely out of the question!

Wish I could find a youtube clip of the TNG episode where he said that.

[Andara Bledin]

Wish I could find a youtube clip of the TNG episode where he said that.

Season 3. Episode 52.

Here's the bit on YouTube. Go to the 6:20 mark.

^-.-^