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  • #1

    the world revolves around her

    Guest: Dave, I got a call about construction in the area during my stay. I dont approve of that.

    Me: unfortunately, we have no control over it....the community association does that but I would be happy to find another place for you

    Guest: if I wanted another place, I would have booked another place

    Me: I can offer you a discount

    Guest: no...this is not about money. I would like to request that construction be postponed until after my stay

    Me: I cant do that

    Guest: well how is it even legal for them to do construction when people are on vacation? You know, can I speak to a supervisor, you arent very helpful

    Me: yes but she wont be in until tomorrow

    Guest: well can I have her cell phone number? I need this resolved right now

    Me: no ma'am

    Guest: fine, I will call tomorrow but I am getting a tooth pulled and I will be in a foul mood and I am going to take it out on your manager and your calm demeanor through this whole thing is making me all the more mad

    Me: I am very sorry, ma'am

    Guest: yea well tomorrow, I am going to rip your manager a new one. You've never seen such a bitch as I will be tomorrow. Understand?

    Me: yes ma'am

    Guest: now run along, I am done with you CLICK
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    Farkin EW bitch...*NEWSFLASH* the planet does NOT revolve round you nor reality bend to your whims.
    Now toddle off, I'm done with YOU.

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    • #3
      Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View Post
      I would like to request that construction be postponed until after my stay

      now run along, I am done with you CLICK
      BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Ok, THAT one takes the cake Dave. I cannot believe that she was for real; reminds me of the Editor from 'The Devil Wears Prada.'

      How did your manager react to that request?
      "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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      • #4
        Quoth LillFilly View Post
        Ok, THAT one takes the cake Dave. I cannot believe that she was for real; reminds me of the Editor from 'The Devil Wears Prada.'
        No, Lill, that was very likely for real. Dave's customers have requested that he rake a beach, change the weather, redecorate a house, change local parking ordinances (or get them exempt somehow), comparison shop all the bike rental places and other extravagant requests. This is par for his course, unfortunately.
        Quoth LillFilly View Post
        How did your manager react to that request?
        Keep us posted, Dave. How did turn out?
        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

        Who is John Galt?
        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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        • #5
          Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View Post
          Guest: fine, I will call tomorrow but I am getting a tooth pulled and I will be in a foul mood and I am going to take it out on your manager and your calm demeanor through this whole thing is making me all the more mad

          Me: I am very sorry, ma'am
          So... being calm and professional is a bad thing?

          Serisously, the stupid is strong in this one.

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          • #6
            I'm sorry to say I knew EXACTLY who posted this story as soon as I saw the title from the main page.

            At least she didn't take it out on you, though.
            "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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            • #7
              Entitlement Whorasauraus Rex for sure.
              I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
              Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
              Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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              • #8
                Waaaaait-a-minnit....If people weren't on vacation and infesting the timeshares/condos/whatever pretty much every week of the year, Dave wouldn't have a job there >_>

                So, uh, no. Delaying construction on a permanent basis...? Nuh-uh. Ain't gonna happen.
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
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                • #9
                  Guest: now run along, I am done with you CLICK
                  how about you run along now, instead...into a mine field.

                  what a bitchcuntwhorasaurus; it's me me me, and of course, me.
                  look! it's ghengis khan!
                  Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth LillFilly
                    How did your manager react to that request?
                    Quoth taxguykarl
                    Keep us posted, Dave. How did turn out?
                    I could be wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen Dave update an OP.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View Post
                      You've never seen such a bitch as I will be tomorrow. Understand?
                      "Yes, ma'am, I understand. Honestly, I'm morbidly curious as to how you can possibly be an even bigger bitch than you're being right now."
                      Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Dytchdoctir View Post
                        I could be wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen Dave update an OP.
                        It's rare, but it has happened.
                        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Dytchdoctir View Post
                          I could be wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen Dave update an OP.
                          Dave's a huge tease.
                          Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                          HR believes the first person in the door
                          Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
                          Document everything
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                          • #14
                            You're one of the few people on this board who I don't actually envy. >.>

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                            • #15
                              Oh. My. God. "How is it legal" for construction to be done "when people are on vacation" ????

                              I just....I can't even....what the hell???
                              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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