the world revolves around her

[vacation_rentals_suck]

It's rare, but it has happened.

I think they are giving this lady some money back but she is still not happy

[RavenStarr]

I think they are giving this lady some money back but she is still not happy

And from the way it looks she will never be happy.

[ShadowBall]

I'd like to see this moron live in my old neighborhood for a while. Not a bad place, but right across the street from the house I used to live in was not only several sets of active railroads, but also the helipad for the local hospital. Let me tell you what a charming lullaby it is to hear a helicopter flying over your house or a train whistle blowing at 3 in the morning. Every day. I got used to it, but it took a while.

Regardless, this one sure was a special one. Does she want you to go tell the moon to not shine through her window while she's on vacation too so it doesn't keep her awake or attract the werewolves?

[Mikkel]

I could be wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen Dave update an OP.

I'm too lazy to go back and find examples but actually Dave have answered his own threads several times lately.
A year ago you would have been right.

[Jester]

I would like to request that construction be postponed until after my stay.

I can't say that this woman is the biggest Entitlement Whore ever. But she IS in the conversation!

Oh, how this woman would LOVE Key West. Not only is there always some kind of construction going on somewhere, from road work to hotel renovation to roofing to new construction, but there's also a Coast Guard base (with helicopters), a Navy Air Base (with fighter jets doing maneuvers), a constant supply of cruise ships (with their very loud horns), tons of loud bars, tons of loud patrons of the loud bars, powerboats, wild chickens crowing at all hours, and various festivals and events of varying decibels.

And no, we are not delaying any of it for her trip here. Many have tried. All have failed miserably. To these people, we of Key West give a hearty "fuck you!"

Delivered via an electric megaphone, of course.

[Sparky]

<sarcasm>You people are all misunderstanding this poor woman! She's having a TOOTH PULLED tomorrow! It's obvious that she has a horrible fear of dentistry and her good dentist has prescribed her some happy drugs to take in anticipation.

I'll have what she's having.</sarcasm>

[Brojekk]

"Yes, ma'am, I understand. Honestly, I'm morbidly curious as to how you can possibly be an even bigger bitch than you're being right now."

Damm...I almost broke rule #1

[jerkface11]

Guest: yea well tomorrow, I am going to rip your manager a new one. You've never seen such a bitch as I will be tomorrow. Understand?

Ha Dave showed her he's seen far bigger bitches than that!

[Gibbo]

Guest: Dave, I got a call about construction in the area during my stay. I dont approve of that.

Me: unfortunately, we have no control over it....the community association does that but I would be happy to find another place for you

Guest: if I wanted another place, I would have booked another place

Me: I can offer you a discount

Guest: no...this is not about money. I would like to request that construction be postponed until after my stay

Me: I cant do that

Guest: well how is it even legal for them to do construction when people are on vacation? You know, can I speak to a supervisor, you arent very helpful

Me: yes but she wont be in until tomorrow

Guest: well can I have her cell phone number? I need this resolved right now

Me: no ma'am

Guest: fine, I will call tomorrow but I am getting a tooth pulled and I will be in a foul mood and I am going to take it out on your manager and your calm demeanor through this whole thing is making me all the more mad

Me: I am very sorry, ma'am

Guest: yea well tomorrow, I am going to rip your manager a new one. You've never seen such a bitch as I will be tomorrow. Understand?

Me: yes ma'am

Guest: now run along, I am done with you CLICK

And what does she think you and your manager were supposed to do about it? And what did she mean about it not being legal, what if someone else rented the place staight after her, does that mean that the construction is supposed to wait until they've left as well?

[auntiem]

I can't say that this woman is the biggest Entitlement Whore ever. But she IS in the conversation!

Oh, how this woman would LOVE Key West. Not only is there always some kind of construction going on somewhere, from road work to hotel renovation to roofing to new construction, but there's also a Coast Guard base (with helicopters), a Navy Air Base (with fighter jets doing maneuvers), a constant supply of cruise ships (with their very loud horns), tons of loud bars, tons of loud patrons of the loud bars, powerboats, wild chickens crowing at all hours, and various festivals and events of varying decibels.

And no, we are not delaying any of it for her trip here. Many have tried. All have failed miserably. To these people, we of Key West give a hearty "fuck you!"

Delivered via an electric megaphone, of course.

I have to let you know that posts like this make me picture Serge A. Storms sitting happily at your bar (with Coleman passed out in the car outside) - and I mean that in a good way.

[vloglady]

Dave, you're making this up!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Sapphire Silk]

Oh, how this woman would LOVE Key West. <snip>

And no, we are not delaying any of it for her trip here. Many have tried. All have failed miserably. To these people, we of Key West give a hearty "fuck you!"

Delivered via an electric megaphone, of course.

I've just gotta see that

Hmm. Maybe I'll take my vacation in Key West this year . . . . just to watch the tourons in action

[Aethian]

Dave, you're making this up!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

You should look up some of his past stories.

[Seshat]

Oh, how this woman would LOVE Key West. Not only is there always some kind of construction going on somewhere, from road work to hotel renovation to roofing to new construction, but there's also a Coast Guard base (with helicopters), a Navy Air Base (with fighter jets doing maneuvers), a constant supply of cruise ships (with their very loud horns), tons of loud bars, tons of loud patrons of the loud bars, powerboats, wild chickens crowing at all hours, and various festivals and events of varying decibels.

Note to self: Key West is not my ideal vacation destination.

[Jester]

Note to self: Key West is not my ideal vacation destination.

If you're looking for a quite little getaway with not a lot of noise or activity, no, Key West is not your ideal vacation destination. I would recommend checking out some of the other Keys, especially Islamorada or Key Largo. Or some spots on the Gulf Coast of Florida. But Key West is all about fun and partying.

Can you just sit on the beach and ignore the world? Sure. But the odds of being down here and avoiding everything that's going on is very, very small.