Little Boy!

[Grape The Cat]

Little Boy Blue

When i was at college I worked at WM during the summers this particular summer I was working in Sporting Goods. I was helping a guy with fishing stuff. While I was helping him I hear a voice saying "Little Boy" over and over. After helping the fishing guy i go to the register in the department and there is a woman thre tapping her foot.
SC=obvious
Me=also obvious
SCD=SC's daughter.

SC: Little Boy! Little Boy! < to me> Little Boy!
Me: Yes, how may I help you?
SC: Yes, what???
Me: Ma'am..
SC: That's right, little boy Ma'am. I am the customer I am to be treated with the utmost respect. Or are you too stupid to know that,little boy?
Me:How can I help you?
SC: I need a futon!
Me: Okay. I'll page a stockman for you.
SC: You help me. Little Boy.
Me: I 'm sorry but I can't leave my department.(Which was true. I had keys to the display case where we had merchandise locked up)
SC: You're just too dumb to help me little boy.You are dumb aren't you little boy? That's why you work here, little boy!
Me: Let me get a stockman for you.
SC: F-ck you, little boy. I am a feminist. Little boy. I am smarter than you, little boy.<walks off>
Me:
<Later, in the day SCD comes up.>
SCD: Did you deal with a woman calling you little boy?
Me: Yes.
SCD: I'm so sorry. That was my mom. She like to treat people who work here like crap. She says it's her right. Anyway, I'm sorry you had to deal with her.
Me: Thank you.
SCD: No problem. I'm used to this by now.

[Enjis]

Whaaaaa? I honestly can't imagine the embarrassment of being the SC's daughter.....

[Sheldonrs]

If she had called me "little boy" like that, little BITCH would be scraping what's left of her off the walls.

[Barefootgirl]

I would say that the woman had a psychiatric problem of some sort. That simply isn't how normal people behave. I feel terribly sorry for her daughter, who seemed like a genuinely nice person.

[emax4]

Amen, Sheldonrs! Not only would I have corrected her from the start by saying, "M'am, my name is Eric. Not 'little boy'. Little boys are probably too small and young to work here anyway.." At the first mention of "stupid" I would have just walked away or said, "calling someone 'stupid' guarantees you that won't get help. Goodbye!"

[Trjgul]

You had far more patience than I would have. I would have just walked away and told someone else to deal with her.

[Raveni]

I miss the old days, when people knew that respect was earned.

[Imogene]

'Little boy!'
J: *blink, blink, look down at herself* "Nothing about that statement is right, bitch..."

[taxguykarl]

I would say that the woman had a psychiatric problem of some sort.

Besides being a SC and EW.

That simply isn't how normal people behave

How many SC's are normal?

I feel terribly sorry for her daughter, who seemed like a genuinely nice person.

Agreed. How did she manage to turn out that way?!

[LillFilly]

That....Woman...Is sure going to get what's coming to her someday. I don't think I'd have been able to keep a straight face with her! I hope she gets banned from every store she ever goes to because of her treatment of the employees.

[Food Lady]

Too bad you couldn't have kept calling her "old lady" every time she called you "little boy".

[mikoyan29]

When I hear Little Boy, I can only think of one thing.....Some times I think of its larger cousin too.

[chainedbarista]

naughty mikoyan

maybe mental illness, but she seems to be aware of what she's doing, which makes me doubt a mental illness defense.

she's just a cuntburger and needs a punt or five to remind her that just because we work doesn't mean she has the right to abuse.

[mikoyan29]

naughty mikoyan

maybe mental illness, but she seems to be aware of what she's doing, which makes me doubt a mental illness defense.

she's just a cuntburger and needs a punt or five to remind her that just because we work doesn't mean she has the right to abuse.

Well, when I say it's larger cousin...sometimes it is referred to as its fatter cousin...
sorry, it's the history nut in me coming out.

[Kazim]

Ah..i see
Fat Man and Little Boy, the bombs dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Can't remember wich one whent where though.