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  • My Suck Sense is tingling

    I had just gotten back from the ER* and checked my e-mail to find... well, I probably shouldn't actually quote the whole thing.

    I found an e-mail consisting of four long paragraphs. Three of them were about Boy Scouts. About how great scouting is. About how I should support scouting. About various political issues relating to scouting that were just begging for a fratching-worthy argument, frankly. If you want to recruit somebody to side with you on a subject, reminding them of everything bad and controversial about it really may not be the way to go...

    The final paragraph finally cleared up my confusion on getting this ode to the BSA, as they guy wants a costume that represents his love of the outdoors and scouts and yadda yadda yadda. He gave me a verbal description of it, and asked if he could get a free reference picture from me, along with a scouting discount on the costume. And by the way I need to support scouting or he won't do business with me.

    I must say I appreciate it when the difficult, crazy ones that are going to drive me up the wall let me know in advance who they are.

    So I replied that as a female I was really fairly indifferent to the boy scouting program, and I do not offer a scout discount, sorry. I can offer a free reference sheet, but that's the best I can do. (And I only offered that because actually it's for my benefit, not his. I'd MUCH rather find out that "the ear interior should be white not pink" or "the eyebrows need to be smaller" or whatever other nit-picky nonsense they have, when they see the drawing, and not when the costume itself is finished.)

    I do haggle, and I do offer discounts, but in this case, frankly, knowing he's going to be a pain in the neck to work with I figure just letting him buy at the normal price IS a discount. And if my lack of adoration for the BSA makes him pass me by, you know I don't think I actually mind that very much!

    *My husband sliced open is hand on a computer case. We had to wait something like 5 hours at the ER, but as the doctor said when he finally saw us, you really don't want to be the person who gets seen immediately on a busy day.
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  • #2
    Hope your husband is OK.

    And am I the only one creeped out by a grown man wanting a boy scout costume?

    lol!
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    • #3
      It's not a boy scout costume, it's a buck costume. As in deer. Representing the nobility of scouting. I'm sure he already has a closet FULL of boy scout uniforms.
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      • #4
        Quoth spark View Post
        It's not a boy scout costume, it's a buck costume. As in deer. Representing the nobility of scouting. I'm sure he already has a closet FULL of boy scout uniforms.
        I'm so glad I don't work with the public. And I congratulate you on maintaining your sanity while doing so.
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        • #5
          Sending prayers your way for hubby's and your recoveries!

          And yeah I love it when they tell you up front that they're going to be a pain in the butt.

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          • #6
            Well, if he gives you any grief you can remind him of the Scouting Oath and the part about being "morally straight." I don't think arm twisting someone to give a discount, and threatening not to do business if he doesn't get one, is morally straight.

            I was a Girl Scout, and my brother was a Boy Scout. We were taught better than this guy
            They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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            • #7
              Quoth spark View Post
              And by the way I need to support scouting or he won't do business with me.
              "Kthxbai!"

              Hope your husbands hand is soon better, Spark.
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              • #8
                How exactly were you supposed to "support scouting" anyway?

                And what the hell does a deer have to do with the "nobility of scouting"? Somehow the image I'm getting of a guy dressed like a deer doesn't suggest scouting to me, noble or otherwise.

                On the plus side, he could double as a Christmas lawn decoration.
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                • #9
                  Quoth spark View Post
                  It's not a boy scout costume, it's a buck costume. As in deer. Representing the nobility of scouting. I'm sure he already has a closet FULL of boy scout uniforms.
                  And if he goes out in the woods with this thing on...?

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                    And if he goes out in the woods with this thing on...?

                    Especially during mating season . . .could you imagine the confusion?

                    Hope the hubs is doing better . . .
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                    • #11
                      Hummmm

                      Quoth MoonCat View Post
                      How exactly were you supposed to "support scouting" anyway?

                      And what the hell does a deer have to do with the "nobility of scouting"? Somehow the image I'm getting of a guy dressed like a deer doesn't suggest scouting to me, noble or otherwise.
                      Think Boy Scouts meets Lord of the Flies meets Bambi ... By the way don't Boy Scouts have an Archery Badge?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                        Especially during mating season . . .could you imagine the confusion?

                        Hope the hubs is doing better . . .
                        That's the kind of stag party that I DON'T want to be invited to...

                        Hope hubby's hand heals... quickly (I ran out of 'h' words).
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                        • #13
                          My brain just mixed up the images of a deer and a boy scout.

                          It then mixed up the images of a Deerling and Sawsbuck from Pokemon and the boy scout uniform.

                          My brain then decided to leave my head and seek a new journey.
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                          • #14
                            I think he was thinking more Bambi's Dad, from the description.

                            He hasn't replied, so I suspect I didn't support scouting with enough enthusiasm for his taste.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
                              That's the kind of stag party that I DON'T want to be invited to...

                              Hope hubby's hand heals... quickly (I ran out of 'h' words).


                              Hurriedly

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