Look, it might not be that bad. After all, its a few bucks in your pocket, and if he doesn't cough up the doe, you could probably EASILY sell the costume to someone else. Now I believe I will hoof it out of here before one of my deer fellow CSers tests out their archery skills on me for the puns.
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostAnd if he goes out in the woods with this thing on...?
Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostEspecially during mating season . . .could you imagine the confusion?
Hope the hubs is doing better . . .
HMMMMM no bright orange vest/snowsuit ***** aims and BLAM BLAM *****
or it that Rabbit season or Duck season OR MAYBE Elmer SeasonI'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."
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Quoth KitterCat View PostJust be glad you weren’t asked to make a bison costume...
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.Yer can't wash yor hands in a Buffalo!
*grins & runs far, far away*
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Whatever you do don’t add strategically placed holes.
Story time!
When my little brother was in scouts he participated in an arrow of light ceremony. They dressed him up as an Indian. No shirt, or pants because Indians didn’t wear them. They gave him a loin cloth but he had on boxers. They tried to tuck the boxers in to the loin cloth but it ended up looking like a loin diaper so they made his take his boxers off. They also took his glasses because Indians didn’t wear glasses.
My poor blind, naked little brother. He still has his arrow though.
I had a horrible time in the scouts. Years later it turned out I was gay and dislike the scouts even more.
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I don't do suits with holes. Yick.
(I mean, if you want to get freaky, I don't care, but I also don't want to be involved in ANY way. I have enough trouble with my customers not respecting personal boundaries as it is!)The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice. ~Author Unknown
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. ~Cicero
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If they want holes, they can get a quick-unpick and some sewing skills of their own and take care of it somewhere you don't have to know about it.
Annnnnnnnyway.
I hope your husband's hand heals up quickly.
I have an ER story a bit like yours. My husband has a condition which can sometimes cause him to spasm (similar to a grand mal epileptic fit). He also managed to fall onto his head, with subsequent neck pain. Doing something silly trying to reach something from the bed - don't ask!
Anyway. With that combination, we decided to overrule his 'I'm fine' protestations, and get an ambulance to transport him. Ambos put him in a cervical collar, we went to the hospital. The ER was *almost* empty that day, for a wonder.
Key word: almost. We had attentive nursing assistance, and even a doctor who dropped in to check on us periodically and apologise for the wait.
But the other patients were a multi-car accident involving two families. Radiography was totally tied up for a couple of hours. We did get the first hit at radiography after the car accident victims, though.
Fortunately, his neck didn't actually have any fractures - but the doctor scolded him for not wanting to come in. (Yay for the doctor!)Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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Quoth earl colby pottinger View PostBy the way don't Boy Scouts have an Archery Badge?Bark like a chicken!
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no actually something along this line from the cartoon Rabbit Fire
Just the ending (can't find the whole cartoon)I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."
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Quoth Skeksin View PostYes, also one for Rifles and shotguns. I didn't manage to get the shotguns. Actually had to shoot worse than I normally do to get them to give me the Rifle badge. Didn't believe I put 2 bullets through the same spot....
To HermitIX: I'm truly sorry you had a bad experience in scouts. I was a scout for years, and an assistant scoutmaster for a few years past that. I still feel scouting is a fundamentally good organization. I will say on the gay issue, that mostly comes from the national offices for the organization (and a few hardcore nutcases). Most troops I was familiar with paid basic lip service to the national council (and barely more than that to the local council), and went by spirit of what scouting should be. A shame some folks mess it up for everybody, sometimes.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Quoth Racket_Man View Postno actually something along this line from the cartoon Rabbit Fire
Just the ending (can't find the whole cartoon)The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth KitterCat View PostIts most likely for an Order of the Arrow ceremony. The sort of internal brotherhood that’s inside the Boy Scouts. Just be glad you weren’t asked to make a bison costume or a troops worth of Native American Indian costumes.
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