How many is three???

[Kisa]

Just got home from work with lots and lots of lovely (not) stories to share.
I was taking orders for drive thru and encountered these customers...

OPEN IT NOW!!
Quick background info. I work at a fast food place that has 2 stores merged into one so we sell mexican food and pizza. the pizza side, however, closes at midnight.

Sucky Customer: Hi I want breadsticks...
Me: I'm sorry but Pizza Hut closed at mignight.
SC: OPEN IT!!! OPEN IT NOW!!!
Me: I apologise but I cant do that. the ovens are cold, all the food is in the freezer or in the trash and all the pizza stuff is cleaned up and put away.
SC: Well then how am I supposed to get breadsticks?!
Me: Come back in 10 hours when pizza hut opens

Shut up
Me: Hi how are you tonight?
SC: I want 2 chicken supreme chalupas and...*incomprehendable muttering*
Me:.......I'm sorry sir what was that?
SC: SHUT UP I'M TALKING TO MY WIFE!!!
Me:
SC:* muttering*....and 2 hard tacos...

No i'm lying...
Sucky teen customer:I want a cheese pizza
Me: I'm sorry pizza hut is closed for the night.
STC: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah i'm sure. It closes at midnight every night.
(I wanted to say, "no it's open.I'm lying because I hate you. I hate you and dont want you to have pizza)

How many is three?
Quick note. Combo 3 has 3 taco supremes, combo 8 has 3 regular tacos. Taco supremes are regular tacos with sour cream and tomatoes added. All combo meals have large drinks.
Me: (enter greeting)
Stupid customer: I want three combo #3's with only lettuce and cheese on the tacos.
Me: Would you like #8's instead? That combo has meat lettuce and cheese tacos and it's cheaper.
SC: Oh ok I want 3 #8's.
Me:What would you like those drinks to be?
SC: Pepsi and mountin dew
Me: What was the last one?
SC: Mountain Dew.
Me: So you want one Pepsi and 2 mountain dews?
SC: No, I want one pepsi and one mountain dew...can you delete that last combo?
Me: *thinking "does this guy kno how to count to three?"*

[Kristev]

Oh my word. That's just so wrong on so many levels.

[chainedbarista]

yes he does...one, two...five; oops, maybe not.

ah, food service, i miss thee not in so many ways.

[Brojekk]

Mexican food and pizza in the same building? Yummy...double win right there.

[Primer]

Mexican food and pizza in the same building? Yummy...double win right there.

Wel, since the mex food really isn't---and the pizza really isn't either, then if you were going there for either, you've lost before ever entering the parking lot.

[greensinestro]

SC: Well then how am I supposed to get breadsticks?!
Me: Come back in 10 hours when pizza hut opens

["*

I would have said "Go find an all night Wal-Mart, buy a box of frozen breadsticks, and cook them yourself!"

Really, people are just downright stupid sometimes.

[Argabarga]

Three is as many as The Party says it is, learned that a long time ago!

[/O'Brien]

[CaroPhoenix]

I have one of those Mexican/Pizza places down the street from my house! I <3 them both. However, if the Pizza place is closed, it's closed, and I don't argue about it. Oi.

[Moirae]

I'm surprised you didn't tell the guy that told you to shut up "I'm sorry, we will no longer accept your order. Insults are not welcome. Please move along".

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Mexican food and pizza in the same building? Yummy...double win right there.

We have one of those on the Northwest side of town, not far from where my Mom grew up (a good 30 minutes from our house). Been to that location a couple of times while on that side of town.

Definitely a double-win there. Too bad there's not one of those combo stores close to my house.

[XCashier]

Those first two idiots...what a couple of jerks. You do not talk like that to other people, especially when they're going to be handling your food. How about the Seafood Special instead?

The last two, not so bad, just a few tacos short of a combo meal.

[protege]

yes he does...one, two...five; oops, maybe not.

Not even King Arthur can count to three... I'm sure everyone knows this quote

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

[Kisa]

Those first two idiots...what a couple of jerks. You do not talk like that to other people, especially when they're going to be handling your food. How about the Seafood Special instead?

The last two, not so bad, just a few tacos short of a combo meal.

Some people seem to think if you work in food service, you're stupid, and therefore they can treat you however they see fit. It's definetly frustrating and even upsetting at times but then I log on here and vent my little heart out

[XCashier]

Some people seem to think if you work in food service, you're stupid, and therefore they can treat you however they see fit. It's definetly frustrating and even upsetting at times but then I log on here and vent my little heart out

Every single one of us has BTDT. It's just illogical (to me, anyway) to abuse someone who's handling or preparing your food. But then again, logic is not a SC's strong suit.

[Mytical]

Every single one of us has BTDT. It's just illogical (to me, anyway) to abuse someone who's handling or preparing your food. But then again, logic is not a SC's strong suit.

The day logic and an SC meets, it is truely the sign of the end of the world. SC's wouldn't recognize logic if it could hold up a neon sign with a huge arrow pointing toward it and bright letters spelling out "Logic".

Especially since we all know SC's don't read signs