How many is three???

[Food Lady]

Some people seem to think if you work in food service, you're stupid, and therefore they can treat you however they see fit. It's definetly frustrating and even upsetting at times but then I log on here and vent my little heart out

And yet, I'm smarter than 80% of them.

[Mr Hero]

Not even King Arthur can count to three... I'm sure everyone knows this quote

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

Damnit! I was going to post this same thing. *glares at protege*

[Stryker One]

Big bada boom

Not even King Arthur can count to three... I'm sure everyone knows this quote

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

After the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

[Stryker One]

Late night fast food.Come on, really now, how many of these "folks" do you think were motivated-by-munchies to your establishment after partaking in a bit of an "herbal supplement"? It would explain the difficulties in simple counting.

[protege]

Damnit! I was going to post this same thing. *glares at protege*

Oh fine, be that way

[jajwhite]

With thanks to Terry Pratchett, these customers are clearly trolls, whose numerals are of course:

One
Two
Many
Lots