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  • #16
    Quoth ShortTemperHatesStupidity View Post
    Ok first let me say, those were fuckin hilarious. Second thing is, where do you work/how does your company work? You sit at one phone and it's for one company, a different phone for a different company? You're a paid call center service for after hours, correct? I just wanna make sure I'm understanding how your entertainment varies so much.

    We're a Canada wide company that outsources call center resources to other companies. Basically you come to us, tell us you need to set up an orderline, booking line, afterhours emergency line, level 1 tech support line, whatever and we train a group of operators to handle your calls.

    The thing being that your calls don't generate enough traffic to tie up all of our operator's time so our ops are assigned to call groups. Like all the ops that do level 1 tech support kind of lines are one group and they handle calls from 10 different companies kind of thing. But we all work in the same call centers.

    My problem ( and entertainment ) is that I'm a graveyard operator so I'm trained to handle *every* client and call group we have. Whereas day time ops only handle one specific type or group. Thats why my shift reports are so all over the place. Because I can go from tech support to doctor's office to helping the cops on the coroner's lines to helping a tenant who's suite is on fire to taking an order to dispatching a security patrol to booking a hotel to dealing with a train derailment to recording ship moments for Fisheries to handling lawyer's calls etc etc etc all in the space of an hour.

    Thus I have multi-faceted entertainment and I am so not paid enough for this. -.-




    PS. Its not Texas or Arkansas. Although we do get a few from Arkansas. Texas can be kinda funny too but only because they're so cheerfully blunt with things that they don't realize would offend anyone outside their state.

    Its Tennessee. =p Tennessee haunts me. 90% of the "Stupid tech support" type stories in my posts are from Tennessee because 99% of the calls that come in at night on that one tech support line are from Tennessee. On rare occasions they come from Texas, Arkansas, Georgia or Arizona. For reference the line covers all of the US and western Canada. But everyone else seems to actually sleep at night.

    If you're from Tennessee, please don't hurt me.

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    • #17
      I see. Sounds difficult. You lucky kid you!
      I know I'm laughing but it's really not funny. - Me
      "I was in the hall. I know, because I was there." - Clue

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      • #18
        Please tell me it's from middle and west Tennessee!!! Tell me I said!!!!
        Last edited by KuzcoLlama; 02-12-2007, 09:50 PM. Reason: No quoting entire post.
        Bow down before me for I am ROOT

        Preserving precious bodily fluids sine 1952

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        • #19
          Memphis, its almost always Memphis. -.-

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          • #20
            Bad day

            Wow,
            Looks like you have been having a real bad day at work.
            ...but I'm a bastard and so desensitized to the scum of humanity that I'm immune to the Stun status effect.
            Quoth Gravekeeper

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            • #21
              Wow, and here I was gonna guess 'Bama...

              Also, I feel so bad for getting so much enjoyment out of your suffering... and I'm really glad that I didn't drink anything while I was reading this one.
              Character flaws aren't a philosophy -Scott Adams

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              • #22
                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                Its Tennessee.

                I never would've guessed.
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                • #23
                  AHahaha, my dad went to University of Memphis, but the thinks your posts are hilarious....I'm so gonna bust his balls on this one....

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                  • #24
                    I dunno, I wouldn't mind going to a hotel that had Toast in the name. They'd have the bestest breakfast bar, evar!


                    I use that particular Monty Python quote occasionally at work if there's someone seemingly cool using the pin pad and attempting to get through the myriad questions it's asking. Always get a laugh.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Mikkel View Post
                      Me too .
                      *AHEM* to you and BusBus both!

                      Noelegy, Texan
                      He loves the world...except for all the people.
                      --Men at Work

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Drakstern View Post
                        Wow, and here I was gonna guess 'Bama...

                        Also, I feel so bad for getting so much enjoyment out of your suffering... and I'm really glad that I didn't drink anything while I was reading this one.

                        Don't worry, I do too. Laughing at it after the fact keeps me sane. ;p

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                        • #27
                          I bet your State was Florida, right? Right? You know I'm right. I knew I was trapped in Hell...

                          Edit: Just saw the comment above. My wrong. (can't say as I'm surprised at the real answer though)
                          ~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~

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                          • #28
                            GraveKeeper, I wanna work for you guys! LMAO (I developped the ability while working at the Foreign Affairs call centre to derive as much amusement from calls like this while I'm ON them as I generally do from other people's recountings).

                            Seriously. Write a book. Then sell me a copy
                            GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Noelegy View Post
                              *AHEM* to you and BusBus both!

                              Noelegy, Texan
                              Sorry, buddy. Nothing against the Lonestar state. It was just an incorrect hunch
                              If it makes you feel better, some of GK's special cases live in the same city as I do.

                              -BB
                              -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
                              -Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"

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                              • #30
                                Quoth tollbaby View Post
                                GraveKeeper, I wanna work for you guys! LMAO (I developped the ability while working at the Foreign Affairs call centre to derive as much amusement from calls like this while I'm ON them as I generally do from other people's recountings).

                                Seriously. Write a book. Then sell me a copy

                                Well, we are hiring. But it'd be your own low paying funeral

                                They can't change my wages ( Although I'm sure they'd love to ) because they inherited me from another company they bought out. But I hear the entry wage is pretty suck. So suffering and low pay! Wewt.


                                The more this goes on the more I seriously consider writing a book about it. -.-

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