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  • #16
    Oh.Emm.Gee!!!!
    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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    • #17
      Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
      I read it on a t-shirt.
      That makes it the gospel truth
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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      • #18
        My eyeballs just fell right out of my head. Not to mention

        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
        Also, don't forget: Zombies were people too!

        I read it on a t-shirt.
        I have that shirt! It rocks!!
        "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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        • #19
          It could be the area that Kisa lives in.

          It's not always a bright idea to stereotype or judge, but the gas station I worked at was in a soddy type of neighborhood, so the general attitude and entitlement whorism really matched the area that I worked in. Practically every customer was the same type of dirtball who didn't bathe reguarly or use proper wording to communicate (meaning they spoke like primates or cavemen), didn't have any manners, would generally make a huge mess of the store, and always expected to be remembered and treated like royalty because they spent $3.50 a day in couch change at that store on smokes or because their boss chose to make a fuel account at this store versus another store.
          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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          • #20
            Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
            Gonna have to echo this. Unless I'd gotten HAZMAT training for cleaning up blood and human waste, I wouldn't do that kind of clean-up, certainly not for minimum wage. (Mind you, I don't know how much you're getting paid at the Bell; you could be getting paid extra to do that kind of work, in which case I withdraw my comment.)
            Agreed, but...

            They could say "do it else you're fired!"

            Yeah, you could fight it, and likely win, but you'd still be just as much out of a job.
            DJ Particle

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            • #21
              Quoth Kisa View Post
              I'm clearly busy getting ready to close the dining room and clean up. Why are you telling me not to "goby electrocuting Yuu's Elf, Widdat"?
              That would be Ign'ant for "Going to be electrocuting yourself with that."

              And a person stupid enough to say shit like that has no idea what a shop vac is or that there even are vacuums that can handle wetness.

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #22
                Quoth pitmonkey View Post
                Time to write a letter to the editor of you local paper. Maybe have a friend or relitive write it and let every one know what type of lowlife come in there.
                Good idea...tho we all know that one of the first responses will be a round criticism of the employees for "allowing" this shit (heh) to happen at all...As if they could >_>
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                • #23
                  Either hold the burrito you are eating or the one you pee with. Never both.
                  This made me laugh so hard I cried.

                  You really have some winners at that store....ewwww.
                  When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Kisa
                    Mayflies have no mouthes. There is a 0 in a billion chance of me getting hurt by said bugs during my voyage to the dumpster and back.
                    well one could fly into your eye and make it water/sting for a second....
                    Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                      We have flying cars? Holy shit, why am I always the last to know?!
                      Flying cars have been with us since at least 1949. The Aerocar.
                      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                      • #26
                        Oh, Kisa. You poor, poor thing. I thought the high school kids were bad at my Toxic Hell, but that was ... epic. You should straight up copy/paste your OP and email it as a letter to the editor of your local paper. Of course, that may just draw the crazies even more, so maybe not. You have my sympathy.
                        "You mean you don’t have the one piece of information you actually need? Well, stick your grubby paws in the crayon box, yank one out and colour me Fucking Shocked Fuchsia." - Gravekeeper

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                        • #27
                          I am so sorry for you. Not shocked, but still sorry.
                          Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth EmiOfBrie View Post
                            They could say "do it else you're fired!"

                            Yeah, you could fight it, and likely win, but you'd still be just as much out of a job.
                            ...And we ALL know that the termination paperwork will say "inability/refusal to perform tasks assigned" rather than "refusal to deal with HAZMAT-level hazardous waste" >_>
                            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                            Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                            "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                            • #29
                              .______.
                              The mass of overwhelming disgusting has made my already-tired mind cry in pain.
                              Thanks Keese.
                              Although the burrito comment makes one think that TB burritos are really really small.
                              In what time-span was this all happening?? It's kinda disturbing.
                              "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
                              "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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                              • #30
                                Beyond gross

                                I worked in the local college's IT department years ago, and I had some nasty mofo leave a used condom on one of the library's computers.

                                Oh and the vending machine in the lobby, is not a public urinal.

                                The best one is where I got a call to go and install an internet filter on the Porter's computer, along with a new keyboard as the one he had was sticky and no longer working.
                                There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.

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