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  • #46
    Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View Post
    My high school history teacher (in New Jersey) used to say "there's no such thing as Idaho". I know he was too smart NOT to be kidding...but still
    No, No. Everybody knows that its Wyoming that doesn't really exist. When Lewis & Clark were mapping it all out, they had this big, useless, cow-filled space no one wanted, so they called it "Wyoming" which in the local tribe's dialect meant "No State Here."

    The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
    "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
    Hoc spatio locantur.

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    • #47
      Quoth Geek King View Post
      No, No. Everybody knows that its Wyoming that doesn't really exist. When Lewis & Clark were mapping it all out, they had this big, useless, cow-filled space no one wanted, so they called it "Wyoming" which in the local tribe's dialect meant "No State Here."

      Well, it's appropriate. I mean, is there really anything in Wyoming? (Says the woman who was stuck on the highway in WY in a traffic jam for three hours while on her honeymoon.)
      "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
      - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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      • #48
        Quoth Geek King View Post
        No, No. Everybody knows that its Wyoming that doesn't really exist.
        So all the sheep-heifer herder jokes true stories we tell ain't so?

        "Sheep sh*ts on mah piller
        Sheep teats in mah dreams
        Sheep hips thru tha willers
        Runnin from mah screams

        Yah know ah'l nevar evar
        Love another ewe
        It's springtime in the Rockies
        And there's nothin here to...




        do!
        --- WY national anthem, campfire version
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #49
          Quoth Frantic Freddie View Post
          I know your pain .....I live in New Mexico,as you can see a lotta folks don't know where the hell we are either
          Fellow New Mexican here, I feel your pain.

          "Did you have to show your ID when you crossed the boarder?"
          "Wow, you speak English reeeally well! You don't even have an accent!"
          "Speak some spanish for me!" Burrito, enchilada, tostada.....

          But, hey, we have all the green chile! Bwahahahahaha

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          • #50
            No no no SavageChihuahua when somebody asks you to speak Spanish ... quote THE Spaniard. "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Ok, ok no more Princess Bride quotes clogging up the forum .. I promise
            Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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            • #51
              Quoth Mytical View Post
              No no no SavageChihuahua when somebody asks you to speak Spanish ... quote THE Spaniard. "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Ok, ok no more Princess Bride quotes clogging up the forum .. I promise

              Well, that's certainly going to be what I'll say if anyone asks me that.
              "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
              "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
              Amayis is my wifey

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