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Have you ever seen those commercials for texting services that you can text for free and ask any question and they will answer? Well, I happen to moonlight for one of those services. I’m working my first night shift doing it, because I heard that business is heavier at night and we get paid per question answered. I’ve also heard that people send in really stupid things at night. This is correct.
I’m just starting my shift now, but throughout the night I will add all the stupid questions I get and then at the end of my shift I will post this. Note: I have cleaned up the spelling, grammar, and punctuation for your viewing pleasure.
1. HUSKERS
That was the whole question.
2. Don’t tell me what to do! You guys never give me an answer I want!
That was also the whole question. We can scroll through the askers whole question history, meaning everything they have ever sent in as a question from that phone. This was this user’s first and only question. Hmm…
3. BITCH! You will go in the bathroom and pull down your panties and send me a picture. This AINT a question!
I don’t think I’ve ever clicked Abuse fast enough. Also, I work from a computer, not a cell phone. It’s really awkward taking pictures of my nether regions from my laptop. And why do I need to go to the bathroom for this?
4. Hey motherfucker! I asked you a question!
5. Ily
The history of this user: I’m crying.
6. Question one from user: How come some of my answers come fast and some come slow? (Oh duh, we need to look up some of your answers.) Question two: I do not like receiving slow answers, sad face. (yes, she typed out sad face)
Now what is great about this is on my screen it gives possible answers I can give to people or I can type my own. These were two of the possible answers I was given:
1 – Get over it. This guy is probably busy. Go find something else to do. Hang out with your friends or something.
2 – Some girls like it slow, others like it fast. Ask your girlfriend what she likes.
7. How do I make my penis larger without surgery or pills?
8. Question 1 from user – How can I get my boyfriend to tie me up when he doesn’t want to? Answer – some generic answer about bondage
Question 2 from user – Okay I got him to tie me up, what should we do now? Answer : another generic answer about bondage
Question 3 from user – No, it’s not bondage. I just like being tied up. We’re just watching a movie. We aren’t doing anything stupid.
Ohkayyyy – what is exactly is your question here? Also, just looked at location of user – she’s in the same town as me
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I also want to mention that users have a limit of 20 questions a month. This may seem like a lot, but this is what these people waste their questions on.
Ah, my shift isn’t nearly over, but I feel like if I go on this post will be never ending. I mis-underestimated the questions I would get. During the daytime I get normal questions like directions to a store or how many mpg you can get with a certain car.
I’m just starting my shift now, but throughout the night I will add all the stupid questions I get and then at the end of my shift I will post this. Note: I have cleaned up the spelling, grammar, and punctuation for your viewing pleasure.
1. HUSKERS
That was the whole question.
2. Don’t tell me what to do! You guys never give me an answer I want!
That was also the whole question. We can scroll through the askers whole question history, meaning everything they have ever sent in as a question from that phone. This was this user’s first and only question. Hmm…
3. BITCH! You will go in the bathroom and pull down your panties and send me a picture. This AINT a question!
I don’t think I’ve ever clicked Abuse fast enough. Also, I work from a computer, not a cell phone. It’s really awkward taking pictures of my nether regions from my laptop. And why do I need to go to the bathroom for this?
4. Hey motherfucker! I asked you a question!
5. Ily
The history of this user: I’m crying.
6. Question one from user: How come some of my answers come fast and some come slow? (Oh duh, we need to look up some of your answers.) Question two: I do not like receiving slow answers, sad face. (yes, she typed out sad face)
Now what is great about this is on my screen it gives possible answers I can give to people or I can type my own. These were two of the possible answers I was given:
1 – Get over it. This guy is probably busy. Go find something else to do. Hang out with your friends or something.
2 – Some girls like it slow, others like it fast. Ask your girlfriend what she likes.
7. How do I make my penis larger without surgery or pills?
8. Question 1 from user – How can I get my boyfriend to tie me up when he doesn’t want to? Answer – some generic answer about bondage
Question 2 from user – Okay I got him to tie me up, what should we do now? Answer : another generic answer about bondage
Question 3 from user – No, it’s not bondage. I just like being tied up. We’re just watching a movie. We aren’t doing anything stupid.
Ohkayyyy – what is exactly is your question here? Also, just looked at location of user – she’s in the same town as me
. I also want to mention that users have a limit of 20 questions a month. This may seem like a lot, but this is what these people waste their questions on.
Ah, my shift isn’t nearly over, but I feel like if I go on this post will be never ending. I mis-underestimated the questions I would get. During the daytime I get normal questions like directions to a store or how many mpg you can get with a certain car.
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