Adventures from my other job

[Redbeard]

3. BITCH! You will go in the bathroom and pull down your panties and send me a picture. This AINT a question!

You should have said "Sure!" gone into the bathrrom, dropped drawers and then sent him a picture of a clown. what? he didn't say what kind of picture to send

7. How do I make my penis larger without surgery or pills?

Hit it with a hammer

8. Question 1 from user – How can I get my boyfriend to tie me up when he doesn’t want to? Answer – some generic answer about bondage
Question 2 from user – Okay I got him to tie me up, what should we do now? Answer : another generic answer about bondage
Question 3 from user – No, it’s not bondage. I just like being tied up. We’re just watching a movie. We aren’t doing anything stupid.

Can I have this girls number?
for....research purposes.....

[Mr Hero]

Lol! A 'Xanth' reference!

Indeed. One night at work I got a hankering to reread the series since it's been such a long time. That's the beauty of the Kindle Store.

[Geek King]

8. Question 1 from user – How can I get my boyfriend to tie me up when he doesn’t want to? Answer – some generic answer about bondage
Question 2 from user – Okay I got him to tie me up, what should we do now? Answer : another generic answer about bondage
Question 3 from user – No, it’s not bondage. I just like being tied up. We’re just watching a movie. We aren’t doing anything stupid.
Ohkayyyy – what is exactly is your question here? Also, just looked at location of user – she’s in the same town as me .

She doesn't need bondage advice--She needs a boyfriend with more imagination!

[notlovinit]

I now realize that the person that texted "Huskers" was probably looking for sports scores. I didn't realize that Huskers was a sports team. My bad.

I wonder if I'll get in trouble for this:

SC: You're ugly!
My answer: Whoops! Looks like you sent us that text by accident. Go into your sent messages and resend that to your mother. Thank you for texting *company*!

[MoonCat]

#3 - Sends picture of the bathroom sink. They didn't specify what to take a picture of.

#7 - Send him #3's phone number

[KabeRinnaul]

I asked random questions like 'which is hotter green flame or purple flame?'

Presumably purple flames. Purple visible light is higher on the electromagnetic spectrum than green light, indicating higher energy and thus higher temperatures.

Alternatively, you could be trying to burn potassium chloride, copper sulfate, or boric acid (flame colorants, which produce purple, green, and green, respectively), which might not be a terribly good idea as all three are non-flammable and somewhat toxic. But potassium chloride has by far the highest melting and boiling points, so purple is likely the winner again.

...I love pointless research and trying to answer absurd questions.

[Beckpatton]

Oh wow! I work for one of those companies too!! A based in Australia, but I am working the UK service so I work night shift, (fine by me, I choose my shifts to fit around my husband who works rotating shifts)..

Since the introduction of smart phones, we don't get 'question' questions so much anymore, it's more of an entertainment service, the idea being to send a name and location and find out some info about yourself, (or the person you are stalking/asking about).

I find it to be quite interesting and funny, trying to come up with witty answers about a person I've never met. What annoys me when the same person sends the same name and location repeatedly, over and over and over.. it's like "dude CHILL!!! There's only so much crap I can make up about you!"

Ours is NOT a free service, and if they send 30 messages in 30 days, (or in some cases 30 txt's in 3 hours!) they are sent a warning, asking them not to message again for a month.

The other night one girl sent the same name and location over 50 times, ignoring the warnings. I had to start one message saying "You have spent over £70 on the *** service, Please STOP!" My manager was going to actually call the number and find out what this chicks deal was.. If parents only knew what their kids get up to with these phones, wait for the bill!!

Oh and this is one of the reasons why when I have kids, they won't get a mobile phone until they can afford to pay for it themself!

[Andara Bledin]

3. BITCH! You will go in the bathroom and pull down your panties and send me a picture. This AINT a question!

I'd totally find a pic of panties down around some dude's ankles to send to that jerk.

Although the random pic ideas are funny, too.

Of course, you could just say you're not wearing any.... >_>

Honestly, that sounds like a fun job.

^-.-^

[Leffy]

surfing through the oldies. i do this on occasion too. the tax forms are a BITCH. but it is amusing. i always get oddball sex questions that disturb me, or the one's where they're asking for more of an answer someone else sent previously. supposedly the one i do is set up where you will not get any local questioners, and it masks the majority of their number from you. it's also supposed to be set up so you never get the same persons questions later, to keep you from stalking them or something.

[PhiSigGirl1988]

I wonder if I'll get in trouble for this:

SC: You're ugly!
My answer: Whoops! Looks like you sent us that text by accident. Go into your sent messages and resend that to your mother. Thank you for texting *company*!

That's awesome! Did anything ever come of that response?

[veniteangeli]

How do you get a job like this?! It sounds like all kinds of fun haha.

[PepperElf]

1 – Get over it. This guy is probably busy. Go find something else to do. Hang out with your friends or something.
2 – Some girls like it slow, others like it fast. Ask your girlfriend what she likes.

Are those taken from previous answers others have used?

[Argabarga]

3. BITCH! You will go in the bathroom and pull down your panties and send me a picture. This AINT a question!

Must be another one of those guys upset that he can't get a date because the bitches of the world keep turning him down for no damned good reason....

[EricKei]

it's also supposed to be set up so you never get the same persons questions later, to keep you from stalking them or something.

I would think avoiding the opposite is much more important Tho we all know how much corp's trust their employees...and that they think the custy's are all little angels

[Sapphire Silk]

7. How do I make my penis larger without surgery or pills?

Cock ring.


What?

I also want to mention that users have a limit of 20 questions a month. This may seem like a lot, but this is what these people waste their questions on.

The part I don't get is, why a company would do this in the first place. How do they make any money? Even the free one has to have something going to pay for the infrastructure.