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I'm thinking this is HOW it gets germ-filled.
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At least I now know where the term "money shot" comes from. HEY-OOOHHH!Comment
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This happened once to me. I was making a pizza delivery and this nasty obese woman pulled the money out of her bra. I refused to take it and told her to get me some clean money. She said she would call my boss, I told her fine, I would quit before I touched her nasty money. She scared up some clean cash, no tip (but she was a ghetto bitch so there would have been no tip worth a shit anyway), but my hands are clean. She did call my boss, he was cool with it.Comment
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I would have loved to give the guy three choices:
- Take back his card, swipe it himself, leave with his stuff
- Take back his card, leave without stuff
- Leave his card and his stuff, we'll grab some Lysol and some tongs, then we'll drop his card on the floor by the door. What happens to it after that is none of our concern."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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Ewwwwww!!! That is disgusting!!!! Hazmat kits should be made for that kinda shit..I mean really! What the hell is up with people putting money in their damn shoes and what not instead of a freaking purse or wallet..hell even those dorky looking fanny packs FFS!
I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09Comment
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When I was 10 years old I kept ice cream money in my sock. Can't imagine doing it as an adultComment
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yup during the summer is is real fun when I get to the door and the "customer" pulls paper money
1. from DEEP within their Bra (sometimes just below the armpit)
2. deep within their underware band
3. deep within their underware in general
all the time I am going
and I just want to
the money they hand me
I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."Comment
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YMMV, check local laws and such -- But, afaik, stores are not actually obliged to accept money that is in a state where (a) it's too tarnished to tell what it is or (b) it's obviously been kept in unsanitary conditions, to the point where the cashier doesn't want to touch it."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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Its weirdly refreshing to hear other stories of people getting money from socks. Although I really wish it just never did happen at all. Hand sanitizer is the most useful thing.Comment
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Yeah I had the outta the bra experience. I made a good long post about it haha. It is gnarly and sometimes I want to scream ewwy! Don'tcha wish we could say NO or grab a pair of gloves?
I had one woman who did the sock thing to me too. I had some guy tell me he couldn't get his ID out cuz then he'd have to drop his pants. Problem was... I needed the ID. He left. Thank god and where the HELL did he have it and why oh why...??Comment
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Why the hell would you keep your ID next to your....
OH god. I hope there's not some tattoo artist who would...
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um DO NOT get the individually wrapped ones, I work in a microbiology testing lab, we test those-they are NOT clean, and actually full of a specific type of bacteria....there was a company shut down by the FDA because a child died from getting an IV after a nurse swabbed his arm with one......Quoth Misty View PostHonestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazesComment
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Ooooooooooooooooooh.Quoth SuperRTL View PostUnseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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It's floating wicker propelled by fire!Comment
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~~ If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out, cocaine ~~Quoth Pagan View PostNot to mention the cocaine residue....
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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