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  • #16
    Quoth wolfie View Post
    And guess what profession tends to hang out in donut shops?
    *-holes?


    * .38, to be specific.
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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    • #17
      Googled it.

      I feel stupid for not knowing your location of employment now...

      I've always wondered though, why "the swamp"?

      Well, I guess it's not obvious.
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      "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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      • #18


        Welcome to the club, Irv. The stupid is endemic, I swear. When I was in high school (around 1986-ish) there was a restaurant in town that was the favourite of local RCMP officers. One day, a dude walked past 6 patrol cars in the parking lot, pointed a gun at the hostess and hollered 'give me all your money and noone gets hurt!'

        At least 8 uniformed Mounties stood up and looked around. Dude never made it out the door because he was under a pile of angry police officers.
        What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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        • #19
          I know where you live now! :-)

          I read that on the local news station website. There HAD to be more than ONE patrol car in the parking lot. Stupid is as stupid does.
          If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
          --Woodrow Willson

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          • #20
            Quoth QASlave View Post
            I know where you live now! :-)
            Yep. Directly above the center of the earth. And it's mighty damn crowded, since everybody's here.
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #21
              Found the article. I guess the drugs caused the stupidity.

              You ARE way out there, aren't you?
              I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. --#6

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              • #22
                So they gonna rename it "Shoplift With A Cop" (chasing you into the parking lot) now?

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                • #23
                  Quoth taxguykarl View Post
                  This one happened last summer at our credit union. The branch is located on the second floor of a state government building (one named for one of our few living ex-governors who wasn't indicted). Of course, there are state police all over. Guess what: You're right! Some fool robbed that credit union. Needless to say, he didn't get far.
                  Sounds like Illinois to me LOL

                  UPDATE: oh look... http://www.yelp.com/biz/credit-union-1-chicago-3
                  Last edited by Duncan MacLeod; 12-28-2011, 01:15 PM.
                  There Can Be Only One

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                  • #24
                    Just an informational aside:

                    Junior Explorers are high school aged boys and girls who are interested in a particular line of work. Police Explorer groups often do ride-a-longs, or other activities to show them what life as an officer is like. Occasionally, they will be used to suppliment officers for traffic control or parking lot control for large events.

                    I was in Veterinary Explorers for a bit, until I decided to go into computers.
                    The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                    "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
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                    • #25
                      This is all reminding me of an episode of World's Dumbest Criminals I saw recently... In which a thief decided to make himself some late-night entertainment (and profit) by ripping off a store that specialized in the sale of video surveillance cameras and other equipment. Suffice it to say, they had a few good, clear images of the crime in action... o_O
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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                      • #26
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        This is all reminding me of an episode of World's Dumbest Criminals I saw recently... In which a thief decided to make himself some late-night entertainment (and profit) by ripping off a store that specialized in the sale of video surveillance cameras and other equipment. Suffice it to say, they had a few good, clear images of the crime in action... o_O
                        I saw that one. Nothing like World's Dumbest to make you feel better about yourself...at least it works for me!
                        "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Captain Trips View Post
                          Found the article. I guess the drugs caused the stupidity.
                          Of course they did - why else would people refer to "recreational pharmaceuticals" as "dope"?
                          Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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