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  • #16
    Quoth Etna;1015649[B
    Everyone loves flowers right?[/B]
    So it is Christmas time and everyone is brimming with cheer right? You so silly!

    Me: *rings doorbell*
    SC: *screams* WHAT!
    Me: Floral delivery.
    SC: *still with door closed* I DIDN'T ORDER ANY FLOWERS!
    Me: (Well someone did you bitch, *cough*) The delivery is for you ma'am and was
    placed by someone wishing you holiday cheer!
    SC: *finally opens door* I'M NOT PAYING FOR THAT!
    Me: No need ma'am, the sender has already taking care of that. Merry Christmas!
    SC: I'M NOT TIPPING YOU! *slams door*
    I see you've met some of my pizza delivery customers. But in my case it is someone ELSE in the residence that had ordered pizza for delivery BUT forgot to inform others of said delivery. Sadly this happens a little too often.
    I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
    -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


    "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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    • #17
      Ugh, dropping a deuce on the floor? Not the kids fault, I get that, but the mom??????? I only see this in two ways. Either she is a nasty, dirty woman who probably has a nasty dirty house and in some far reaches of her diseased brain this is somehow ok. (notice no mention of a behind wipe either, so shes gonna let her kid walk around like that for who knows how long) Or, she is so full of herself that her needs come before her kid's bathroom needs (unforgivable) and that as a lowly store employee, YOU have the privalege of picking up the poo. I hope someone sets fire to mommy dearest.

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      • #18
        Quoth Etna View Post
        SC: You are turning down good business.
        Yeah. Because losing money is "good business." I can't tell you how many times I've heard that line in those circumstances.
        The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

        The stupid is strong with this one.

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        • #19
          Sounds like the common SC threat, "I'm never shopping here again!" Of course, the people you want to never come back always break their promise.
          People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
          My DeviantArt.

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          • #20
            That sucky mum was completely at fault. I've got two kids and experience has taught me that when they say they need the toilet, they need it now. Not in ten minutes. Suckymum should have dropped everything and evacuated the child before the child evacuated her bowels.

            What's the betting that the mum gave the little girl a hard time?
            There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.

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