You want a WHAT discount?

[42_42_42]

That woman's a special kind of crazy.

[MoonCat]

Jesus saves...and he earns 4% interest.

Yeah, she was a crazy lady. Nothing to do with her religion. She's just nutz.

[Food Lady]

LJ: You DO have a Christian discount, don't you?

MA: Yes, we do, but I'm not sure you qualify. Let me check with the Big Boss Upstairs. *leaves chat room and comes back* I'm sorry, He says you don't qualify.

[Enjis]

But....how did she 'know' that any of the reps were Jewish?? Did the chats display last names? Even so, not every Stein is a Jew, so it's pretty silly to judge by names.
Stupid bigoted customer.......

[firecat88]

But....how did she 'know' that any of the reps were Jewish?? Did the chats display last names? Even so, not every Stein is a Jew, so it's pretty silly to judge by names.
Stupid bigoted customer.......

I was wondering the same thing.

[EricKei]

While I do not think this woman ever got a discount for the reasons she THINKS she got one, I *do* think she has gotten some for the age old reason: The good ol' "Will you please get the hell out of my store if I do this for you?" discount.

Jesus saves...and he earns 4% interest.
She's just nutz.

No, no, it's "Jesus saves and takes half damage"

[Tama]

Or "Jesus is revived with the Angel Ring, then uses Ultima"

>_><_<

[cybiko123]

But....how did she 'know' that any of the reps were Jewish?? Did the chats display last names? Even so, not every Stein is a Jew, so it's pretty silly to judge by names.
Stupid bigoted customer.......

I'm still trying to figure this one out myself. None of us have "Jewish-sounding" names. Plus, customers only see the rep's first name and last initial in chat.

[Teefies2]

SC: You don't give a Christian discount????? Okay well what about a Jewish discount??? No??? Okay then I'm Muslim. Still no discount???? Hindu discount??? No??? Agnostic discount??? What the heck do I have (to pretend to) be to get the discount??????

Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh the Stupid, It Burns!!!!!

[PandaHatBear]

I don't think even church bazaar's have "Christian Discounts".

SC

I get a discount in some Christian bookstores for being a member of the University & Colleges Christian Fellowship ... But to be honest it's more of a student discount. There's no way I would expect a retail store to give me a discount for my beliefs! And to be honest, depending on the goods, I would expect to pay more than a non-Christian for some Chrisitian things, to make it easier for them to get them!

[South Texan]

LJ: You DO have a christian discount, don't you?

"Let's see, madam....
We have the "Christians who say 'GADDAMIT' Discount"...
the "Christians who say 'F***' Discount"...
the "Christians Who Condemn Others to Hell For All Eternity for Not Treating Them Special Because They Claim to be Christians Discount"...
the "Christians Who Show No Christian Love to Others Discount"...
Oh! and the "Christians Whose Behavior Turns Others Away From Christianity Discount".
I think you can qualify for any of those. Which one do you think fits you best?"

----------------
And as a Christian, I apologize for this woman's horrid behavior. Actually, I think her spelling "christian" with a lower case "c" when referencing herself says quite a lot.

[Pixilated]

But....how did she 'know' that any of the reps were Jewish?? Did the chats display last names? Even so, not every Stein is a Jew, so it's pretty silly to judge by names.
Stupid bigoted customer.......

Funny you should pick that particular name ...

My maternal grandfather's name was originally "Stein-plus-half-a-dozen-more-syllables." After arriving in Canada he legally shortened it to just "Stein." A male cousin told me that he got a couple of phone calls from a raving, frothing-at-the-mouth anti-Semite, who'd apparently picked him out of the phone book because of his name.

The irony? Grandpa's family was Roman Catholic. Cousin said he was laughing too hard to even respond, which of course only infuriated the caller more.

But people with that mindset aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer to begin with.

[Geekus Rex]

Well... the computer shop I worked for some years back DID have a Christian discount...
<hides>

[wolfie]

SC: You don't give a Christian discount????? Okay well what about a Jewish discount??? No??? Okay then I'm Muslim. Still no discount???? Hindu discount??? No??? Agnostic discount??? What the heck do I have (to pretend to) be to get the discount??????

Jewish discount? Yes, but only on shellfish and pork products.
Muslim discount? Yes, but only on alcohol and pork products.
Hindu discount? Yes, but only on beef.

You ordered the products in question and asked for the discount? Sorry, but it's obvious that you aren't of the religion you claimed, and therefore are not eligible for the discount.

But people with that mindset aren't exactly the sharpest knivesspoons in the drawer to begin with.

Fixed that for you.

[EricKei]

This is all reminding me of one of my favorite avatars I've ever seen on this site -- indeed, from, the first thread (starter) I ever read here...

"Discount?!? THIS! IS! CLEARANCE!"

^_^