An appeal to my civic spirit

[Getoutofmylobby]

if you live here, you don't have a good reason to stay at a hotel. There are only two things that local go to hotels to do -- they come to fuck (usually someone else's spouse) and they come to do drugs.

The fact is that, for some reason, local customers are more destructive/disruptive/stupid/bitchy than people from out of town. And Haunted is right, locals really don't have any reason to stay at a standard chain hotel like ours. Last weekend for example, the new guy checked in a local who was renting a hotel room for her 10 year old daughter's birthday party. To a new person this sounds mostly harmless, but he wasn't working that night when they were screaming and yelling in the pool area and running up and down the hallways and he wasn't in housekeeping the next day when they had to put the room out of order to clean the ground Cheeto's out of the carpet, the vomit off the mattresses, and repair the curtain rods that had somehow come off the wall.

And this was apparently chaperoned by adults.

I wish our hotel had that not renting to locals policy. In fact, some nights that I work, it does, if i can get away with it.

[powerboy]

I don't see what the problem is, if there was an emergency evacuation

[Getoutofmylobby]

I don't see what the problem is, if there was an emergency evacuation

I would have rented to Mongo.

The manager was just being a bitch, or Mongo looked like a crack dealer.

And when St Louis had those crazy ice storms we were filled with locals, pretty much because they had nowhere else to go. And alot of people put their elderly relatives in hotels when it is too hot/too cold outside.

But these exceptions are exactly that. The problem is that the undesirable locals will lie through their meth-ravaged teeth to stay at a hotel.

[Bluenomi]

I usually book hotels on line so they have no idea where I live when I book it. I've neber had a problem booking a hotel in my city but admittedly I don't do it very often

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

I would have rented to Mongo.

The manager was just being a bitch, or Mongo looked like a crack dealer.

HEY! I do not look like a crack dealer! I'll grant you that my drivers license photo makes me look like a psychopath 30 seconds from going thermal, but I do not look like a Crack Dealer.

I dress like a professional computer geek. Far, FAR scarier.

M

[Geek King]

HEY! I do not look like a crack dealer! I'll grant you that my drivers license photo makes me look like a psychopath 30 seconds from going thermal, but I do not look like a Crack Dealer.

I dress like a professional computer geek. Far, FAR scarier.

M

I can see it now:

Guy1) Stay away from that guy, man. Who knows what he'll do with that pocked protector.
Guy2) Aw, $#!^, he's got a voltage meter! Call SWAT!