Stupid real life questions

[Sandiercy]

I get stupid questions all the time:

Do you guys have internet? (store full of computers and a big sign that says "internet cafe")
So you guys sell games? (in a store full of games and computers)

Oh so many horribly stupid questions. I want to hear some of yours.

[MoonCat]

My favorite:

"How much is that ten dollar ad?"

[lobo94]

"Do you need my account number?"

[MadMike]

And of course, the ever classic:

"Do you work here?", said to an employee in full store uniform. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I never would have believed it.

[pzychobitch]

"Do you have a bathroom?"

"Do you work here?"

"How can I get to (obscure town in florida I have no idea how to get to, or anywhere else for that matter)?"

[Sunshine]

Not so much said...as the blank look they give me when they dont have their "MAS" card out. So frustrating

[Kittish]

"What does this do?" while holding up an item clearly and even sometimes garishly marked with exactly what it does.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Got hurt in a fencing tournament. Separated rib. Told the doc how I'd been injured, and described the weapon that hit me. He squints at me and says, "Okay...so...you're saying a fence fell on you?"



Called up my doctor's office when I was pregnant:
ME: I'm calling to see if I have an ultrasound scheduled for today.
IDIOT: I don't know. Do you have one scheduled?



Kinko's (and there are so many to choose from, but this one sticks out):
Idiot (holding a red marker in his left hand and a black on in his right): How much is this black marker?
ME: Two Ninety Nine.
IDIOT: Where are you reading that?
ME: Right there on that big orange price tag on the marker you're holding.
IDIOT: Do you have one in red?
ME: Yes.
IDIOT: Where?
ME: In your left hand.




Kinko's again:
ME: You can make that any color you like.
IDIOT: What color would that be?
ME: I don't know.
IDIOT: Why don't you know?
ME: Because you haven't told me yet.

[barainga]

Kinko's (and there are so many to choose from, but this one sticks out):
Idiot (holding a red marker in his left hand and a black on in his right): How much is this black marker?
ME: Two Ninety Nine.
IDIOT: Where are you reading that?
ME: Right there on that big orange price tag on the marker you're holding.
IDIOT: Do you have one in red?
ME: Yes.
IDIOT: Where?
ME: In your left hand.

This is awesome.

[Ironclad Alibi]

"How can I get to (obscure town in florida I have no idea how to get to, or anywhere else for that matter)?"

While visiting an obscure small town in Florida I saw a t-shirt that said something like, "Where is Sopchoppy? Halfway between Wewahitchka and Apalachicola."

[Racket_Man]

Me - <answering the phone> Thank you for calling <inter-nationally known Space Balls reference pizza place> blah bla blah
caller - Do you sell pizza??????

The sad part is Yes it has happend more than once.

[cashierbex]

"Do you sell *whatever product they are looking for*"
"Yeah, its behind me"
"Oh, it could have bit me *laugh*"
*fakes laugh*

"Where do I check out?"
*smacks head against the register*

[Teefies2]

"Do you have (Brand X) cigarettes?
"yes"
"I want a carton"
::: I look::::
"I'm sorry, I don't have a carton, I only have 8 packs"
"I'll take them! Can I get the carton price?"
::: Okay, so you want to pay the price for 10 packs (a carton) and only get 8 packs?:::

[Cosmart Security]

At the Dollar General where I work we constantly get people who come in and insist that they try things on before they buy them, to see if they fit, such as Underwear!

[Rainman]

Soldier: Hey Sergeant Rainman, why wont this bayonet fit on my rifle!?

(walks over, turns bayonet around so the pointy end faces out)

Rainman: There you go killer.


Soldier: Sergeant Rainman, do we REALLY need permission to go on leave?

Rainman: Really? . . . . . Tell you what, give it a shot and let me know what happens. (And yes, HE DID TRY IT, and said that I told him it was all right )


Soldier: Sergeant Rainman, can you help me? This mop isn't cleaning the floor.

Rainman: I bet if you used some water it would help.


Soldier: How do you always have money for your bills and stuff Sergeant?

Rainman: I don't spend it all on non-essentials.

Soldier: I should try that.


(This one was my favorite from Basic Training)

Soldier: So how long do you think we gotta be in the Army before we can try to become Navy SEALS?

Rainman: Stop and think REEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLY hard and I bet the answer will come to you.