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Horror Stories of Mc(Hades)hole
Hi all! This is my first work story on this board so I hope you all enjoy (not sure that's the right word for this particular story) this one!
-The Poopman Cometh-
This happened maybe my second month working for McD's, a customer comes in and orders a coffee and after paying goes to the bathroom. Alright, not unusual, I pour his coffee and place it on the counter for when he returns in what I figure will be a couple of minutes and promptly forget about him as a rush hits with me being the only till person.
-Twenty Minutes Later-
Last customer from rush leaves and I notice the coffee is still on the counter off to the side where I had put it. Strange, maybe he bought the coffee just so he was a paying customer to use the washroom. I dump the coffee and print a duplicate of his order so if he returns for the coffee I can make it quickly.
-Five Minutes After That-
Customer emerges from bathroom and goes to condiment counter, I spot him and mix up his coffee. He comes and gets it, thanks me and turns to go sit down. As he walks away I notice a rather large brown stain on the seat of his grey track pants. I pray it's paint or chocolate or something. I don't say anything 'cause well I'm a chicken at this point in customer relations.
A man then comes to my counter looking quite angry holding his son in his arms. He tells me (quite politely but obviously displeased) that the Men's bathroom is covered in [excrement]. I apologize profusely and after checking the women's bathroom was empty allowed him to go in there with his child. I then check the guy's bathroom.
Holy (pardon the pun) crap...
When this man said covered he meant COVERED. Every surface had some poop on it, it was in the urinals, it was overflowing in the toilet, in the sink on the floor it was EVERYWHERE. I very quickly locked the men's bathroom, put an out of order sign on it and got my manager.
Manager goes to look, then goes to the Yellow pages for the number of a local biological cleanup company.
As this is being done the gentleman with the coffee comes up and looks quite angry. He demands to know why the men's bathroom is locked. I explain that there appears to have been some sort of plumbing problem and the bathroom was currently covered in sewage...
Now you would think that he'd say something like 'Oh I see' or 'Wow', but no what he says is, 'Like the present I left for you f***ers?' then he laughs throws the coffee cup at the menu board and runs away!
I think that's about the time my brain broke...
I mean WTF?!?!?!?!?!
And that was the first weird thing to happen to me at McDonald's. Sadly though not my last. After all, I was with them for four years *shudder*.
Later all!
-InverseHellion
Hi all! This is my first work story on this board so I hope you all enjoy (not sure that's the right word for this particular story) this one!
-The Poopman Cometh-
This happened maybe my second month working for McD's, a customer comes in and orders a coffee and after paying goes to the bathroom. Alright, not unusual, I pour his coffee and place it on the counter for when he returns in what I figure will be a couple of minutes and promptly forget about him as a rush hits with me being the only till person.
-Twenty Minutes Later-
Last customer from rush leaves and I notice the coffee is still on the counter off to the side where I had put it. Strange, maybe he bought the coffee just so he was a paying customer to use the washroom. I dump the coffee and print a duplicate of his order so if he returns for the coffee I can make it quickly.
-Five Minutes After That-
Customer emerges from bathroom and goes to condiment counter, I spot him and mix up his coffee. He comes and gets it, thanks me and turns to go sit down. As he walks away I notice a rather large brown stain on the seat of his grey track pants. I pray it's paint or chocolate or something. I don't say anything 'cause well I'm a chicken at this point in customer relations.
A man then comes to my counter looking quite angry holding his son in his arms. He tells me (quite politely but obviously displeased) that the Men's bathroom is covered in [excrement]. I apologize profusely and after checking the women's bathroom was empty allowed him to go in there with his child. I then check the guy's bathroom.
Holy (pardon the pun) crap...
When this man said covered he meant COVERED. Every surface had some poop on it, it was in the urinals, it was overflowing in the toilet, in the sink on the floor it was EVERYWHERE. I very quickly locked the men's bathroom, put an out of order sign on it and got my manager.
Manager goes to look, then goes to the Yellow pages for the number of a local biological cleanup company.
As this is being done the gentleman with the coffee comes up and looks quite angry. He demands to know why the men's bathroom is locked. I explain that there appears to have been some sort of plumbing problem and the bathroom was currently covered in sewage...
Now you would think that he'd say something like 'Oh I see' or 'Wow', but no what he says is, 'Like the present I left for you f***ers?' then he laughs throws the coffee cup at the menu board and runs away!
I think that's about the time my brain broke...
I mean WTF?!?!?!?!?!
And that was the first weird thing to happen to me at McDonald's. Sadly though not my last. After all, I was with them for four years *shudder*.
Later all!
-InverseHellion
"You'd feel a Hell of a lot better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer." 
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