Vile

[Kristev]

I can top that. Try working at Mal-Mart on Christmas Eve, as the janitor.

[Der Cute]

Oy vey. I have to give bartenders a high five, though. How the hell do you remember who got what drink and paid this that and the other 3 drinks he wanted? Ack!
I remember one time at a bar when they were all crazy busy - I told a bartender to toss me a rag and I went around and bussed the tables and wiped 'em up. Got a free pepsi If I ever visit your place, I'll bring my cattle prod to get all the SC's out at closing time.
You're good, I gotta say that.

[RealUnimportant]

SC: You get her out here right now or I will fucking stab you!

Yeah, if you're not banned then that comment will get you banned... Sounds like a real genius!

[Bunny the Veggie Slayer]

You know what's really frightening?

Next weekends the August bank holiday

[customersruinmylife]

You know what's really frightening?

Next weekends the August bank holiday

Shut your filthy mouth!!

I am working over the holiday weekend, but fortunately I am covering the kitchen. No customers for me! Not that it will be easy though.

Like I said, what I've posted only skims the surface of what happened during the shift. I forgot to post about the reactions I got when I asked those kids for I.D. One of them had such an attitude that I threatened to cut her driver's licence in two if she didn't talk to me nicer!

[ADeMartino]

Does Banned for Life guy really think that threatening to kill the staff will be helpful in getting the ban lifted?

Most customers do not think AT ALL, which is a large part of why they are the way they are.

[tropicsgoddess]

Oh....Em....Gee. That's one hellish shift! Forget A DRINK, y'all need the bottle!

[XCashier]

SC: Oi! You! Where’s yerrrr manager?? Where is she??

I recognised the customer. He has been banned out of the pub for years. {snip}
Me: Like I said, she’s busy. If you call back in an hour she might be free.
SC: You get her out here right now or I will fucking stab you!

Gosh, I wonder why such a charming gentleman ever got banned?!

You never mess with anyone that serves food or drink. SCs of the world should learn that.

They should, but they won't, because that would require them to understand that there are other people in the world besides them.

CRML, that was truly the night from Hell. I'm sorry you and your coworkers had to deal with all those loonies, harridans, brats, snobs and selective-hearing EWs. I'd offer you a drink, but it'd probably bring back more awful memories.

[LillFilly]

Oh My Gods! Must have been something going on that night that had all the people out. Sucks that some coworkers couldn't be bothered to stay and help, maybe make runs for the ice and fruit. Glad you survived without blood on your hands!

[taxguykarl]

never mess with anyone that serves food or drink. SCs of the world should learn that.

As I kept reminding one now ex-CW:
Should and is are not interchangeable.

[Pixilated]

*snip*

On the plus side, you survived the night without actually killing a customer, which is a good thing, cause it means you aren't in jail

Yes, absolutely -- try to keep looking on the bright side!

You have my most profound sympathies. O_O Eeeeesh...

*snip*

Complainer about curses:
"SC: DISGRACEFUL!!!!!1111!!"
-- She's apparently never been to a pub before...???

*snip*

Or a newspaper editorial office ...

What a horrible, horrible night. I am amazed that neither you nor your coworkers punched anybody out. Kudos to your boss for always supporting the workers! And my sympathies to all of you -- hope everybody is recovering!

[mhkohne]

Gosh, I wonder why such a charming gentleman ever got banned?!

You know, I wonder if he even knew what he said. I've met people before who curse a blue streak without even realizing it - I wonder if this fool has violence on the brain in the same way?

You think he's banned at all the local pubs? Or has he just got a thing about 'winning' by getting back into yours?

[Mr Hero]

I wonder if Birthday Girl was attempting to scam.

[MoonCat]

Holy crap what a hellish night...Never mind booze, you deserve a triple layer chocolate fudge cake. Or whatever your favorite flavor is.

[depechemodefan]

SC: BUT IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Me: Happy birthday. Next please

Too bad you couldn't offer a birthday spanking, with a birch whip.