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Quoth depechemodefan
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Oh yes, a spanking! A spanking!To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be... -
She might have enjoyed it though."Bring me knitting!" (The Doctor - not the one you were expecting)Comment
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KatharineB beat me to it. Haha! CRML, you have my sympathies as well! Your boss sounds like she rocks though! As for your sleepless CW, I've been there too, dreaming about work and all. It's a horrible thing. Of course, sucktomers and a night like you had will give you nightmares, for sure!"And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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You poor bastard.
August Bank holiday is fun, if you don't work in a pub.
Hopefully the weather is nice before you have to go into work.
The woman complaining about the mirrors needs a Gibbs slap across the back of the head. Now if there was no loo paper, I could understand letting the staff know. But really, smudges on the mirrors.
The cluelessness confuses my brain.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!Comment
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Form an orderly queue there, please.Quoth Mr Hero View PostEngaged to the sweet Mytical
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.Comment
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Well, look at it from her point of view ... the smudges prevented her from seeing the full glory of her awesomeness.Quoth Blue Ginger View PostYou poor bastard.
August Bank holiday is fun, if you don't work in a pub. Hopefully the weather is nice before you have to go into work.
The woman complaining about the mirrors needs a Gibbs slap across the back of the head. Now if there was no loo paper, I could understand letting the staff know. But really, smudges on the mirrors. The cluelessness confuses my brain.
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I think I'd have handed her a polishing cloth and some glass cleaner and said, 'If it bothers you that much....'Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.Comment
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The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...Comment
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... is not taught at Oral Roberts University ...Quoth fireheart View PostORAL SEX?!
Last edited by dalesys; 08-24-2012, 03:50 PM.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Well thats a shame!Comment
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Where's Moral Orel when you need him?
...Oh yeah, I think they cancelled that show ~_~"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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If her awesomeness is like some of the girls I saw around the UK, then it is no loss.Quoth Pixilated View PostWell, look at it from her point of view ... the smudges prevented her from seeing the full glory of her awesomeness.
I swear some wore more cake-face make up than a few drag queens I know. I wore lighter make up for dancing concerts and I'm naturally pasty white. Even the Marching Girl fake tan wasn't as dark or obvious as some of the horrible orange-y colours I saw.
Now I'm wondering if there were smudges or if the mirror had cracked when she looked in it.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!Comment
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CRML, you are an oak.The customer is always right, but this is a public house, and you are a guest.Comment
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I find it hard to believe it isn't taught at any University in any country....Quoth dalesys View Post
Granted it wouldn't necessarily be listed on the University Calender as a course you sign up for; but I'm pretty sure it's taught there.
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Just a little peril?Quoth fireheart View PostFIrst the spanking.....then.....
THE ORAL SEX!
ORAL SEX?!
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