By all means, feel free to bellow at me

[Pixilated]

That was GREAT!

And I don't think you were at all "less than polite." You skewered him very neatly with a great deal of politeness!

Love the little old lady too.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Excellent serving of PWNADE(tm)!

[rose_metal_nz]

I've been giggling like a maniac for about 5 minutes straight now
That.Was.Awesome!!! (channelling Incredibles I think it was? haha)

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

ME: Thirdly, look around you. Notice how this shop is full of clothing? I suspect you'll have better luck getting your pictures at THE PICTURE FRAMING STORE two doors down.

For the SC, Epic Fail

For the poster, Epic Win.

[Not Lillith]

Now I can go to sleep with a smile on my face. =)

[veniteangeli]

That's the best thing I ever saw. I want to buy that little old lady a beer. I bet she'd drink it, too.

[Kilgore_Trout]

Thanks for the nice feedback & welcome all.

[depechemodefan]

Like Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon!" Great story.

[Oniontears]

I'd like to point out there is no correlation between customer volume and the level of service we provide.

*applause*

That is just gold. Wow.

[mharbourgirl]

Can I just say that I absolute LOVE your screen name? Old sci-fi references warm my cynical little heart like nobody's business.

[Kilgore_Trout]

Thanks - Last time I used it on a forum, no one got the reference - clearly dealing with a higher class of poster here

[sms001]

clearly dealing with a higher class of poster here

lol. I don't know about that - there's a reason he wrote under that name. Rishathra anyone?

(Unless you are referencing Kurt's character, in which case, ok.)

(And dang! Now I want to start Riverworld all over again.

[PepperElf]

I use to read his books in college when I ... well the way I phrased it was... "When I felt like taking my mind and throwing it against a brick wall & see what happens"

I don't mean exactly, but ... when I wanted to read something that had a distinct twist in reality.

[mharbourgirl]

Thanks - Last time I used it on a forum, no one got the reference - clearly dealing with a higher class of poster here

*ahem* Yes, yes you are. A lot of us are older than we admit, and there's a huge sci-fi-reading contingent hanging about. Hence the posts above this one.

[An Haddock]

Great story to start the week with.

Of course, had I been there, I would have followed the old lady with:

"Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?"