The Most Bizzarre "Name" Ever

[Getoutofmylobby]

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Aryan Justice...
...here's the link
http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h1-4161

I love how in the link it says "Aryan is a good name..."

...until she starts going to school.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I love how in the link it says "Aryan is a good name..."

...until she starts going to school.

Yeah, I noticed the "Original" meaning is "holy"...not the connotation it's got today!

[Lace Neil Singer]

I had a customer once whose last name was Frankenstein. She said "you know, like the monster". Somehow I managed not to laugh at that.

"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception held by all truly stupid people."

Big cookie to anyone who recognises this quote!

[Eireann]

I remember once asking a new father what his daughter's name was. He gave me a name I'd never heard (fortunately, not a body part or something equally heinous). Just an odd name that they had obviously invented. After he told me the baby's name, he glared at me accusingly, as if to say, "Wanna make something of it?"

I had no desire to be subjected to a lecture about why he and his wife had made up a name for their daughter, so I just said, "Oh."

I feel sorry for the daughter, with at least one parent who views her name as an excuse to pick fights.

[B&NGoddess]

brother's best friend in grade school was "sir dorian". and oddly enough there's another "yourhighness" only he plays college football. at least his name's spelled properly.

[Sofar]

So, say you had a customer come in whose name was entirely Cyrillic(Russian alphabet, I think)? Born and raised in Russia, moved to the US.

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This person was not born in Russia. And the point here is not that her name is not pronouncable in this language, but that her name has no pronunciation. It only exists on paper.

[Jester]

When i did bank drops the woman's name was "December snow" until she got married then she was "december White" (White, December)

Which would make the wedding announcement hilarious: "Snow White."


On the weird name thing, my friend had a doozie for me. And yes, since it is so far removed, it does sound like an urban legend, but I don't think my friend was making it up...she is the most serious friend I have, and currently works for the Department of Homeland Defense, so I believe her!

The names? Twins, boy and girl, pronounced "Molly" for the boy and "Fuhmolly" for the girl. Spelled, of course, "Male" and "Female."


And yes, boys and girls, I still exist. And I will be here more in the future. I've just been rather busy lately. Working, planning my vacation (which I am currently in the middle of) and finding romance (which I didn't quite expect). Yes, Jester has a girlfriend now. Amusingly, it IS someone from customerssuck.com.

[April]

Which would make the wedding announcement hilarious: "Snow White."

Snort, I never even thought of that

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes, Jester has a girlfriend now. Amusingly, it IS someone from customerssuck.com.

Do tell! I was wondering where you've been...

And I guess that answers my question on another thread of whether there's ever been a CS.com love match

A friend of mine has a friend whose name, from what I understand, was chosen by pulling random letters from a hat and seeing what they could spell. They came up with something unique but livable

[Jester]

Do tell! I was wondering where you've been...

Mostly working, honestly, so I could afford to take this week off for a vacation, during which said girl came down here to visit me.

And I guess that answers my question on another thread of whether there's ever been a CS.com love match

If there hasn't before, there has now. We have already informed Rapscallion that if we ever get married, he's invited to the wedding.

[Antisocial_Worker]

Let me see... Weird names I have encountered.

A nice lady named Roberta Sox. She went by Bobbie.

A scary, wizardy-looking bearded guy whose name was -- really, it said so on his drivers lisence and credit card -- Thunder Ravenwind.

[Ree]

My daughter had a friend named "Candy".

I never thought much of it, and one day, we were joking around and she said something pretty raunchy. I put on my disapproving mother tone and said, "Candice (last name) what a thing to say."
Anyone I knew who had a nickname of Candy was named Candice.

My daughter said, "Mom, her full name isn't Candice, it's Candida."

"Candida" is a form of yeast that causes infections. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candida_(genus)

I remembered after, seeing that written on one of her notebooks, and I just thought a friend had written it as a joke.

Oh, yeah, and BTW, I work with a guy named James Bond and there is a lawyer in our town named James Bond.

[Jester]

Ya know, for a guy who's supposed to be a "secret" agent, James Bond sure is high profile!

[Pale Justice]

An ex of mine had a job in college where she recalled encountering student records of someone either named Hung We Wong or Wong We Hung. She wasn't sure of the order.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"Steven Faggot"

Yeah, don't ever piss off a guy named Steven Faggot. That guy can more than likely fight like a freaking wombat.

Name of "LaTrina" is fairly common around here. At least one used to come into Kinko's and I was always tempted to ask her if she had a sister named Toiletta, but I'm just not that mean.

Hands down worst name I ever saw was an army private named Cum. Private Cum. Can you imagine having to go through boot camp with that name emblazoned across your uniform?

And I thought "Dick Trickle" was bad.

Sunshine Delilah actually sounds like a cool name for a TV western series.

I know a Delilah, and oddly enough, two different Sunshines.