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    /bg I was recently hired at an adult store /end bg

    This actually happened a few weeks ago and I forgot to post it. I didn't personally handle this SC because I was busy ringing out another customer. We do have movies that you can either buy or rent, and SC was making a return. He dropped off the dvds with C who called over D to help with the movie return (we were still pretty new at this point). I'm now done with my sale and notice the look of disgust on C's face.
    Turns out that the dvds, all thres of them that had I rented to him the day before, were soaked woth fluids. Yeah. No. We don't want your sperm on our dvds. But not only that it appeared that the SC had taken out all the dvd covers and jizzed on them too. The assistant manager was called over after we bagged up the dvds (and marked it as hazardous).

    The manager charged the guy's card for the damages. When he next came on he was informed of the damage fee, he had to clean the dvds, and is no longer allowed to rent from us.


    EDIT: I forgot to add this little jewel too that happened yesterday.

    I was checking our tester toy wall to see if any batteries needed to be replaced. Pulled all dead toys and took them to the counter with me. One toy was wet around the battery compartment, okay weird. I open it up and pop out the batteries and they land with a squirt of fluid on the counter. *gag* I run over to my supervisor.

    M: I know this is a weird (stupid) question, but do batteries leak? There's a toy that is wet. And the batteries were wet too.
    S: Yes..it could be battery acid, go wash your hands.

    Instead my curiosity just kept driving me nuts and I kept examining the toy. I smelled it, and I got close enough for the wetness to hit my nose (can't smell too well).

    M: This smells weird, smell it!
    S: *he smells it* That's lube. Go wash your hands.

    Okay, I can get that maybe you tested our lubes at the tester table and didn't go to the cleaning area, but WHY would you touch the batteries?! Just ew. Supervisor was saying how someone could have put it in their hoo-ha.


    On another note,
    We also had to charge a renter around $200. He rented a few dvds over a month ago (2 day rental) and wouldn't return them. He would ignore any attempt to contact him. So charged with late fees and the movies themselves.
    Last edited by Amajean; 09-18-2012, 08:58 AM.

  • #2
    Quoth Amajean View Post
    Turns out that the dvds, all thres of them that I rented to him the day before were soaked woth fluids. Yeah. No. We don't want your sprem on our dvds. But notI only that it appeared that theI SC had taken out allthe dvd covers and jizzed on them too.
    What the....?

    How in the name of all that's pink and fluffy does anyone think that's acceptable?
    Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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    • #3
      @Marmalady *shakes head* I ...I have no idea! And we don't even have bleach to get rid of the nasty!

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      • #4
        I thought that you jizzed while WATCHING said naughty movies NOT on the disks AFTER watching them.

        I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
        -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


        "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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        • #5
          Quoth Amajean View Post
          /

          I didn't personally handle this SC .
          Considering the subject matter, you might want to re-think your wording at times

          Madness takes it's toll....
          Please have exact change ready.

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          • #6


            That's just...just...

            *runs around in circles screaming EWWWWWW*

            Just as I think I can never underestimate the vileness of people again, I am shocked once more.

            Quoth Merriweather View Post
            Considering the subject matter, you might want to re-think your wording at times
            BAHAHAHAH!

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            • #7
              Quoth Marmalady View Post
              How in the name of all that's pink and fluffy ...
              By thinking of the...
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #8
                Years ago when I was a manager of a used book store, depending on the time of the year, about 45-60% of our take was from adult materials, we also made a lot of money on buying old, but in good condition, adult magazines and dvd.

                I wont go in to the "condition" that got a lot of magazines to purchased for resale....

                But one old man comes to mind after all these years..Let me set you up for this, he was a regular and his thing was young gay porn mags, he had just been in the day before as it was new porn day and had bought his usual allotment.

                SC: I want to return this mag for a different one.
                ME: K, is something wrong with it?(he was a regular customer and I dont want to run off business)
                SC: It didnt DO it for me....
                ME: Well, then I will be happy to buy it back on credit to apply to what ever else you wish to purchase.
                SC: No, I want to exchange it for something else...
                ME: Sir, I will be happy to give you credit for this, but as we only "Provide" you with the tool to do the job, its not our fault if you cant finish the job.
                SC: What?!?
                ME: Yes sir, its a poor craftsman that blames his tools, and but happily we do handle trade-ins for credit.

                He took the credit and and got another magazine. And during the rest of my time there, he never tried it again.

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                • #9
                  When he next came on
                  I know it's a typo but... after talk about what he's been coming on... it just makes me giggle.

                  Just ew. Supervisor was saying how someone could have put it in their hoo-ha.
                  Ok now that's just gross. Using something like that and putting it BACK? bleh.

                  I hope the sup was wrong!

                  ME: Sir, I will be happy to give you credit for this, but as we only "Provide" you with the tool to do the job, its not our fault if you cant finish the job.
                  kinda like one vid i saw based off a popular geek sitcom... You know you're a geek when you watch that and start critiquing how well they emulated the original. Unfortunately the answer was "not very well" and "this is getting boring".

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                  • #10
                    ME: Sir, I will be happy to give you credit for this, but as we only "Provide" you with the tool to do the job, its not our fault if you cant finish the job.
                    That was awesome.

                    Er gross. On the dvds. He lives in a house without tissue paper or at least napkins from a fast food restaurant?

                    There were guys who would ejaculate in the medical books at the library. Luckily I never had to deal with those books. ew.
                    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                    I wish porn had subtitles.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Amajean View Post
                      When he next came on he was informed of the damage fee, he had to clean the dvds, and is no longer allowed to rent from us.
                      Not the best way to phrase that sentence
                      Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                      I thought that you jizzed while WATCHING said naughty movies NOT on the disks AFTER watching them.
                      So did I...in the case of this SC-it makes you wonder
                      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                      Who is John Galt?
                      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Amajean View Post
                        And we don't even have bleach to get rid of the nasty!
                        windex, cleans and kills germies(yes ammonia is a disinfectant), bleach would actually render the DVDs unwatchable, as it would "eat" the aluminium coating.

                        Why yes the video store I worked in did rent adult movies....
                        Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                          I thought that you jizzed while WATCHING said naughty movies NOT on the disks AFTER watching them.
                          Depends. If he was a "sheltered" type, it may well be that the very idea of watching a dirty movie was kinky enough to get him off, without even putting the damn thing in his DVD player.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth PepperElf View Post
                            kinda like one vid i saw based off a popular geek sitcom... You know you're a geek when you watch that and start critiquing how well they emulated the original. Unfortunately the answer was "not very well" and "this is getting boring".
                            I think I know which one you're referring to, though I have seen neither the original show nor the porn parody of it.

                            That being said, there are porn parodies that are done very well, and then there are those....that aren't. Being a fan of the genre, I do have my opinions on the matter. But I don't want to go too in-depth on this subject, as not everyone here would be interested. So if anyone else is interested in the genre, and wants my opinions on the good, the bad, and the ugly, feel free to PM me.

                            Sometimes I type stuff and look at it and ask, "Did I really just say that?" The majority of the time, though, the answer is, "Yep...yep I did." LOL!

                            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                            Still A Customer."

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                            • #15
                              it's one of the series that starts with "this is not" or something like that.

                              honestly it's a waste of money in my opinion. the parody not the original. the original we just got the latest season on dvd.

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