Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

You're joking, right?!

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #16
    Quoth EricKei View Post
    Fixed that for ya ^_^

    Fair warning juuust in case you haven't heard -- most DMV's seem to go out of their way to take the absolute WORST picture they can for your license...I once had one where I was sitting normally, looking right into the camera, and they told me to hunch over a bit and look down and to the side. I don't think I can accurately describe the result without accidentally sounding insulting >_> I was PROUD to cut that sucker into little bitty pieces after it expired and was replaced.
    the only thing worse are military IDs.
    first time i saw them... the women looked like men and the men looked like woody harrelson from natural born killers.

    Comment


    • #17
      Back when I commuted by bus, I jokingly referred to the photo ID card for my TTC monthly pass as my "Bulgarian Secret Service Identity Card", based on the appearance of the photo.
      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

      Comment


      • #18
        Quoth PepperElf View Post
        the only thing worse are military IDs.
        first time i saw them... the women looked like men and the men looked like woody harrelson from natural born killers.
        LMFAOO!!! You just made my night!
        If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

        Comment


        • #19
          The local cops know but catching him is the issue. You have to spot the handoff happening to get him.

          And at some point, I'll post about the fun I had doing the Monday public holiday all on my own a few weeks ago.

          Comment


          • #20
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            It is very well known around here that there is one and only one thing that will make the picture on your drivers license look good...


            The picture on your new license.
            I dunno . . . usually mine end up looking like I should have numbers underneath and WANTED overhead.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

            Comment

            Working...