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  • #16
    LOL- Daskinor!

    I got a new coffee cup recently- my hubby picked it up and said, "Honey... this is a soup bowl with a handle..."
    "I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"

    ~TechSmith 314
    HellGate: London

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    • #17
      I would have to agree, Pop or even hot chocolate are the only things keeping me going at school. I can't stand coffee unless it has the coffeemate in it.
      Just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you. And just because they smile and act polite doesn't mean they aren't planning to destroy you.

      "I put the laughter in slaughter."

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      • #18
        Quoth NightAngel View Post
        LOL- Daskinor!

        I got a new coffee cup recently- my hubby picked it up and said, "Honey... this is a soup bowl with a handle..."
        I've got a couple of those w/the Campbell soup kids on them. And they are well loved, too.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #19
          Quoth Juwl View Post
          Prefer it hot, and strong, just like your women?
          Or, just like Ada Wong likes her coffee? *checks your kitchen to see if you have any melted coffee pots*
          Lets just say that people learn not to touch my coffee. Its not that <i>I</i> do anything if they do, but most people tend to jet around like a feekin humming bird after a cup of the stuff.
          "I'm so sorry brain. I shouldn't have brought you here. Don't worry, I'll take you someplace safe where the bad man's stupidity can't hurt you."

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          • #20
            Quoth Mastshade View Post
            Lets just say that people learn not to touch my coffee. Its not that <i>I</i> do anything if they do, but most people tend to jet around like a feekin humming bird after a cup of the stuff.
            For a non coffee drinker, I can relate.

            I used to work in a brewpub where much of the staff, when opening, would make triple brewed coffee.

            For those not in the know, this is what triple brewed coffee is:

            You brew a pot of coffee. You brew a second pot of coffee using the first pot of coffee as the water for the second pot of coffee. This makes some seriously strong coffee. This is double brewed coffee. My crazy coworkers did not stop there. They then used the double brewed coffee as the water for a third pot, which was triple brewed coffee.

            Basically they were mainlining caffeine. But when you work in a brewpub, you tend to be drinkers. And they were. So they needed that severe shock to the system to get going in the morning. Being both a professional drunk AND a decaffeinated guy, I always found their exploits amusing. Once I woke up myself, of course. (Not much of a morning guy.)


            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
            Still A Customer."

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            • #21
              Quoth Jester View Post
              You brew a pot of coffee. You brew a second pot of coffee using the first pot of coffee as the water for the second pot of coffee. This makes some seriously strong coffee. This is double brewed coffee. My crazy coworkers did not stop there. They then used the double brewed coffee as the water for a third pot, which was triple brewed coffee.
              Sweet Jeebus! How in the name of Zeus's Butthole do you NOT have your heart explode?

              M
              I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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              • #22
                Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                Sweet Jeebus! How in the name of Zeus's Butthole do you NOT have your heart explode?M
                Me? Easy. *I* don't drink coffee, remember?

                "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                Still A Customer."

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                • #23
                  Quoth Jester View Post
                  (Not much of a morning guy.)
                  Morning? What's that? (It is 9:14 am)

                  I used to work with a guy at BN who would get a venti coffee (that's 20 ounces, and Starbucks coffee is pretty strong--I hate coffee, and especially Sbucks) and add 18 packs of sugar. I measured it out once--that's a quarter cup of sugar. That's on top of the liter of Mountain Dew he usually drank every morning. And sometimes more Dew later cuz we sold that in the cafe too. (Oddly enough, he was one of those...wutsitcalled?..."morning people"? Foreign concept to me...)

                  Oh, yeah, that guy is the cafe manager now
                  Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 03-23-2007, 05:23 PM.
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #24
                    I usually have a cup o' joe to get me going in the morning. I have an extra big mug for those tough mornings.

                    As for that triple-brew coffee, that would seriously give me chest pains
                    -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
                    -Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"

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                    • #25
                      Quoth NightAngel View Post
                      I got a new coffee cup recently- my hubby picked it up and said, "Honey... this is a soup bowl with a handle..."
                      If my mommy doesn't have a coffee cup like that yet, she soon will!!!!!
                      Unseen but seeing
                      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                      3rd shift needs love, too
                      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                      • #26
                        A theater tech professor in college once said that my graduation present from the crew would be a 5-gallon shop bucket with a handle glued to it

                        Much as I would have loved to, I never got the chance to show up with one of those Camelbak things filled with iced coffee.
                        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                        • #27
                          Quoth BusBus View Post
                          As for that triple-brew coffee, that would seriously give me chest pains
                          I get heart palpitations from a REGULAR cup of coffee, no joke. That's why I don't drink it.

                          Originally Posted by NightAngel
                          I got a new coffee cup recently- my hubby picked it up and said, "Honey... this is a soup bowl with a handle..."
                          I bought my ex-husband some of those oversized Pier One bowl mugs for his coffee. He still uses them LOL
                          GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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                          • #28
                            I like coffee, but I don't drink it everyday. I am trying to start drinking about 1 cup a day, until my shop opens a coffee shop in it. I will ofcourse be manager of it. I know that I will be drinking 2-3 cups of Joe. I like my coffee Black, BTW.
                            Under The Moon Paranormal Research
                            San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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                            • #29
                              Coffee Nazis are why I feel sympathy for people who work as baristas. It's like they (Coffee Nazis) need it so much but just THEIR way-just to keep going and they're totally bitter that they cant administer their fix for themselves at home .

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                              • #30
                                Quoth tollbaby View Post
                                I get heart palpitations from a REGULAR cup of coffee, no joke. That's why I don't drink it.
                                I get palpitations from Coke, some days. A few weeks ago I woke up with a migraine, so I stopped in the cafeteria at work and got a soda, to take with my tylenol. Aside from that I really didn't feel like eating, so that was pretty much all I had until mid morning, when all of a sudden I just started shaking. That's when I realized I really needed some actual food in my blood
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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