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  • #1

    Huh???

    Me: Awesome Game Store Manager
    SC: Random dude that walked into store

    Me: Hey, hows it going?
    SC: I would like a small coffee please.
    Me: Um, what?
    SC: Yeah, I would like a coffee.
    Me: We dont sell coffee here sir.
    SC: *leaves*

    We do not sell coffee in our store, we never have. There is nothing in the store indicating so. There is even a 24hr McDicks next door that does sell coffee, there is NO mistaking the 2.
    "Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."
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  • #2
    O_o

    Something in me figures he was still half asleep....
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    • #3
      This was 1pm on a Monday.
      "Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."

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      • #4
        Quoth Sandiercy View Post
        This was 1pm on a Monday.
        That means nothing. Some people just aren't morning people.

        ...so they sleep until noon.
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        • #5
          Very bad eyesight, perhaps? Thought he was in the McD's. Wonder if he ever found 'em...
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            He obviously really, really needed that coffee, LOL.

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            • #7
              That's OK. Starbucks didn't have the WoW figurines he wanted either.
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #8
                Quoth Sandiercy View Post
                This was 1pm on a Monday.
                ~...The regular crowd shuffles in...~
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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                • #9
                  Quoth EricKei View Post
                  ~...The regular crowd shuffles in...~
                  ...they've looked on the moon for their memory...
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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                  • #10
                    Quoth EricKei View Post
                    ~...The regular crowd shuffles in...~
                    Billy Joel "Piano Man" for the WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Teefies2:
                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      ...they've looked on the moon for their memory...
                      ...Biding time 'til the Wii U comes in...
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                        That means nothing. Some people just aren't morning people.

                        ...so they sleep until noon.
                        Looks around guiltily and slowly raises hand.

                        I'm a total night owl. You crazy morning people can keep your evil daystar to yourselves, I'll stay up late and keep Lady Moon company.

                        And Eric? I'm pretty sure that the regular crowd shuffles in at 9 o'clock on Saturdays, not 1pm on Mondays. *Loves Billy Joel*
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                        it is? I don't like potatoes much. - the chatbot I was talking to

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                        • #13
                          I'd probably mess with the sc's mind by replying to "small coffee" with, "well, do you mean tall or grande?" then, if he picks one, then tell him we didn't sell coffee, go to Starbucks for a tall.
                          Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

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                          • #14
                            MML- yup.

                            ~ He said Bill, I believe this is killing me!
                            As the smile ran away from his face ~

                            ...ya know, those two lines describe a huge number of jobs held by people on this site...
                            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                            Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                            "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                            • #15
                              When I worked at the Bent Staple I had people coming in looking for baseball bats, holy bibles, and another guy who thought we were a hardware store that was actually in another town.
                              "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                              RIP Plaidman.

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