I know we all have these stories. A customer gets indignant and asks "You're really going to risk losing my business over..." and they give you a reason, in that condescending tone that just says "What are you, stupid?"
Now regardless of me thinking in the back of my head "Not as dumb as you..." I have a story I want to share that happens in my showroom quite a bit.
I finally lipped off to a customer and at any other company, I would have gotten in trouble. But not this one!
We are a showroom - we display furniture, we do not have the warehouse there. The actual storage warehouse is a few hours north of us since it services all of California, and we wanted it in a nice central place.
As a result, we charge for delivery. Alot. One of the promotions we have is $300 for two pieces of furniture. It costs $120 to deliver and assemble them as they need to be put together when we get out there.
We CAN NOT get around delivery. It is fixed. You don't want it? Pick it up at the warehouse.
Well, the ad we run does state that delivery charges may apply. They do, unless you pick them up. But we all know nobody reads the fine print!
So this guy comes in off the promo for $300. He likes them, and when I tell him the delivery fee, he predictably has a heart attack and immediately starts to blame me.
SC: WHAAAA? That's ridiculous! I'm not going to pay that much for delivery!
Me: (has had this conversation so many times now it isn't funny anymore) Well, they need ot be assembled, and they are imports from China. We put them together when we come out there.
SC: I'm sure you can waive that fee. You're a big company, one time won't hurt. Bring them here and I'll pick them up
Me: Actually, it would. The 120 is what the drivers charge US to make the delivery, wether it goes to your home or the showroom to be picked up.
SC: That's stupid. I'm not going to pay 120 for them to bring it here.
Me: The only time someone has something brought here to the showroom is if they plan on taking it down to Mexico. Then they can pick it up here but since they don't have a domestic address, we bring it here but they still get charged.
(Side note: NEVER had anyone who did that argue the delivery fee. Most were very grateful with it!)
SC: This is unbelievable. You must really not want to make this sale...
This is the part where they talk in a tone like they're trying oh-so-hard to help you by gracing you with the priviledge of swiping their credit card. Would you like master's shoes to be licked as well?
Me: :shrugs: That's our policy. You can have them delivered or pick them up.
Wait for it...
SC: You're really going to lose my business over not waiving the delivery fee? That doesn't seem like good business, son. You need to learn how to treat your customers better.
Now, normally, what I say in this situation is "Well, nobody else has these pieces at this price, even with the delivery. Our competitor has them for $600 and they give you free delivery. But you're still paying almost $200 more than you need to." I'll tweak variations of that around many times depending on the mood either myself or the customer is in, but the condescending tone he said it in just really pissed me off. I fired back with:
Me: You're really going to miss out on this fantastic bargain because you don't want to pay the delivery fee?
Oh boy, did hell break loose with that comment. He started to condescend to me, yelling I didn't know what I was doing, I didn't know my product, insulted my long hair, etc.
I eventually told him off by saying that despite his claims I DID in fact know our policies, our procedures, and our product better than he did.
Final exchange:
SC: I demand to speak to the manager!
Me: (Trying not to laugh as it's OBVIOUS I'm the only one here, we don't have a back room, unless you count the alley) I am the manager.
SC: Well you go off all you want about policies and fees and all that other bull. Why the hell did they make you a manager anyway?
Me: Because I actually follow those policies and procedures and do not break them.
Guy walked out, got an angry phone call later, hung up on him. If he wants the promotion bad enough because we ARE cheaper, he'll be back. And I'll forget the whole thing happened and just be as nauseously cheerful as I was initially when he comes back in.
I'm imagining this comes up in cellphones, cable, and other services.
"You're going to lose my business over this late fee you don't want to waive? Maybe I should go to [competing carrier]."
Don't you ever just want to shoot back with "Feel free, sir, just so you know, they require a two year contract, have higher rates than us, and a set up fee of two hundred dollars. Just thought I could save you some time by knowing that."
If they don't have the money to pay the fee what the hell makes them think that they have the money to start fresh elsewhere?
Anyone else have stories like this? What's the most outrageous thing a customer has tried to use as leverage to keep their business?
Now regardless of me thinking in the back of my head "Not as dumb as you..." I have a story I want to share that happens in my showroom quite a bit.
I finally lipped off to a customer and at any other company, I would have gotten in trouble. But not this one!
We are a showroom - we display furniture, we do not have the warehouse there. The actual storage warehouse is a few hours north of us since it services all of California, and we wanted it in a nice central place.
As a result, we charge for delivery. Alot. One of the promotions we have is $300 for two pieces of furniture. It costs $120 to deliver and assemble them as they need to be put together when we get out there.
We CAN NOT get around delivery. It is fixed. You don't want it? Pick it up at the warehouse.
Well, the ad we run does state that delivery charges may apply. They do, unless you pick them up. But we all know nobody reads the fine print!
So this guy comes in off the promo for $300. He likes them, and when I tell him the delivery fee, he predictably has a heart attack and immediately starts to blame me.
SC: WHAAAA? That's ridiculous! I'm not going to pay that much for delivery!
Me: (has had this conversation so many times now it isn't funny anymore) Well, they need ot be assembled, and they are imports from China. We put them together when we come out there.
SC: I'm sure you can waive that fee. You're a big company, one time won't hurt. Bring them here and I'll pick them up
Me: Actually, it would. The 120 is what the drivers charge US to make the delivery, wether it goes to your home or the showroom to be picked up.
SC: That's stupid. I'm not going to pay 120 for them to bring it here.
Me: The only time someone has something brought here to the showroom is if they plan on taking it down to Mexico. Then they can pick it up here but since they don't have a domestic address, we bring it here but they still get charged.
(Side note: NEVER had anyone who did that argue the delivery fee. Most were very grateful with it!)
SC: This is unbelievable. You must really not want to make this sale...
This is the part where they talk in a tone like they're trying oh-so-hard to help you by gracing you with the priviledge of swiping their credit card. Would you like master's shoes to be licked as well?
Me: :shrugs: That's our policy. You can have them delivered or pick them up.
Wait for it...
SC: You're really going to lose my business over not waiving the delivery fee? That doesn't seem like good business, son. You need to learn how to treat your customers better.
Now, normally, what I say in this situation is "Well, nobody else has these pieces at this price, even with the delivery. Our competitor has them for $600 and they give you free delivery. But you're still paying almost $200 more than you need to." I'll tweak variations of that around many times depending on the mood either myself or the customer is in, but the condescending tone he said it in just really pissed me off. I fired back with:
Me: You're really going to miss out on this fantastic bargain because you don't want to pay the delivery fee?
Oh boy, did hell break loose with that comment. He started to condescend to me, yelling I didn't know what I was doing, I didn't know my product, insulted my long hair, etc.
I eventually told him off by saying that despite his claims I DID in fact know our policies, our procedures, and our product better than he did.
Final exchange:
SC: I demand to speak to the manager!
Me: (Trying not to laugh as it's OBVIOUS I'm the only one here, we don't have a back room, unless you count the alley) I am the manager.
SC: Well you go off all you want about policies and fees and all that other bull. Why the hell did they make you a manager anyway?
Me: Because I actually follow those policies and procedures and do not break them.
Guy walked out, got an angry phone call later, hung up on him. If he wants the promotion bad enough because we ARE cheaper, he'll be back. And I'll forget the whole thing happened and just be as nauseously cheerful as I was initially when he comes back in.
I'm imagining this comes up in cellphones, cable, and other services.
"You're going to lose my business over this late fee you don't want to waive? Maybe I should go to [competing carrier]."
Don't you ever just want to shoot back with "Feel free, sir, just so you know, they require a two year contract, have higher rates than us, and a set up fee of two hundred dollars. Just thought I could save you some time by knowing that."
If they don't have the money to pay the fee what the hell makes them think that they have the money to start fresh elsewhere?
Anyone else have stories like this? What's the most outrageous thing a customer has tried to use as leverage to keep their business?
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