LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[KiaKat]

The difference with Ouidad is that her products really are better for curly hair. I've used *everything* under the sun, and these are the best I've found.

They're expensive, but they last a long time. One treatment is good for six or so months.

[Whiskey]

i just realized i have minestrone soup

mmm.

hello, lunch.

[Amina516]

One treatment is good for six or so months.

Thatd be enough for me!!

Id also accept a lay from Georgo Clooney...but Id sub Gerard Butler... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[KiaKat]

Goddamnit now I have drool on my keyboard.

[Amina516]

I want bacon

[Whiskey]

I want bacon

is it too early to start drinking


drinking and bacon is like magic

[BookstoreEscapee]

hello, lunch.

Hello, lunch.

[Amina516]

is it too early to start drinking

BLASPHEMY!!!

Never too early!

Duh.

[Amina516]

Why did the tomato turn red??

Highlight below for answer:
BECAUSE HE SAW THE SALAD DRESSING!!!!!!!!!!!

[Whiskey]

BLASPHEMY!!!

Never too early!

Duh.

Now I can say a medical professional told me this instead of screaming "SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW ME BITCH"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? (highlight for answer):
fuck you

[Amina516]

Why is 6 afraid of 7? (highlight for answer):
fuck you

I hate and love you for that.

Bitch.

[Whiskey]

I hate and love you for that.

Bitch.

i found it particularly funny. i cant not laugh at it

[Amina516]

i cant not laugh at it

DOUBLE NEGATIVE and DANGLING PARTiCIPLE!

[Whiskey]

DOUBLE NEGATIVE and DANGLING PARTiCIPLE!

suck my DICK!

[BookstoreEscapee]

DOUBLE NEGATIVE and DANGLING PARTiCIPLE!

Whiskey has dangly bits?