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  • Vitamin Grades

    I got a really really stupid person on the phone today. He called in to ask about vitamin grades, so I assumed he was asking about the quality of the products we use.

    I will always ask what label is on the bottle because certain companies ask us to use cheaper materials to drive down the cost, while others ask us to use only the highest quality materials.

    So here is what ensued.
    Me:Sir what does it say on the bottle.
    Idiot: (super red neck talk ) It says super company vitamin C (named changed, but this company uses only the best stuff)
    Me:Well I can tell you they only use the highest quality materials in their vitamins
    Idiot:Well I reckon if they only use the best stuff, then why do theys have a C rating?
    Me:What?
    Idiot:It says Vitimin C, If it got a C then it mussn be too good, they should use the stuff they put in that vitamin A there.
    Me:Sir the letters do not indicate ratings.
    Idiot:well I will never buy from this company again
    Me:Well then call the company in question,we only bottle their products.
    Idiot:YOU LIE BOY

    He hung up and I couldnt believe I actually took that call. A little piece of me died, dealing with that idiot
    Last edited by Think Blue; 08-02-2006, 09:17 PM.
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  • #2
    if it werent for some of the other posts ive read i might not believe that
    i think he needs one of those intelligence pills instead

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    • #3
      Wow.

      Just... just WOW.

      That gets my "stupidest thing I've heard all day" award...
      Everything I do goes through...

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      • #4
        That brightened my day

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        • #5
          Good thing he doesn't have to buy bras
          I second that Frederick Douglass quote--unfortunately, so do a lot of SCs.

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          • #6
            <insert crappy William Shatner impression here>

            Brain cells...screaming out in...pain. IQ levels...droping...rapidly. Unsure...of how long...I can...maintain the intelligence...level to keep...reading.

            KAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!!!!
            I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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            • #7
              Quoth Mixed Bag
              Good thing he doesn't have to buy bras
              *Gets mental picture*

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              • #8
                Quoth Mixed Bag
                Good thing he doesn't have to buy bras
                At least he won't have to worry about buying the wrong size
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                -- The Meteor Principle

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                • #9
                  Quoth Ryu
                  i think he needs one of those intelligence pills instead
                  Redneck SC: "What the hell, boy?? These here pills say IQ...what kinda low-grade crap vitamins is this?? I tole you I want somma that there vitamin A!!"

                  Not all who wander are lost.

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                  • #10
                    Wow guess we know what kind of grades he got in school too............ that's just unbelievable. Why was he buying "C" in the first place then anyway??? how DO these people survive so long? I guess you can't kill stupidity - it keeps breeding.......

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                    • #11
                      We have a great IT guy that works in an office just to the rear of the sales floor. He can hear all my interactions with customers, and whenever we get one of that calibre of stupidity (and we do, oh we do) he will call out (after they leave, of course), "Just think, that person drove a car here, and is now driving a car home." Now there's a scary thought!
                      Dips: The best karma happens when you let a jerk bash themselves senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

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                      • #12
                        One of Phone Jockey's callers has learned a new phone number, I see...

                        Next time, recommend "Malk--now with vitamin R!!!!" (Or was it vitamin K? They never show that episode of The Simpsons anymore...)
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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                        3rd shift needs love, too
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                        • #13
                          This has started to go around at work.

                          Rapscallion

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                          • #14
                            Quoth dragonflygrrl
                            "Just think, that person drove a car here, and is now driving a car home." Now there's a scary thought!
                            *Runs screaming into the night*
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                            • #15
                              Quoth BeckySunshine
                              Next time, recommend "Malk--now with vitamin R!!!!" (Or was it vitamin K? They never show that episode of The Simpsons anymore...)
                              Vitamin R it was.

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