Vitamin Grades

[Banrion]

Just give 'em Vitamin A, but tell them they need to take it every hour. Won't be long before they never call anyone again.

[NightWolf]

Good thing he doesn't have to buy bras

Way to go. Now I have to clean up the mess I just made on my KB and Monitor.

I'll substitute the header out the window for running into one of the dining room walls

Make sure you yell BLASTOFF when you do this. Those that watched the show "Wings" should get that one.

[Rapscallion]

I started passing this link around more at work yesterday. We put over two hundred views on this thread since about five hours ago.

Rapscallion

[Dips]

Does your company put the RDA (Recommended Daily Allowance) on the nutrition label? If so, you CAN make them stop asking for the refund.

Just tell them that the vitamins are graded on a curve and tell them to read the RDA. It should say something like:

Vitamin C 100% (or, more likely, a much higher number like 1000%)

Everyone knows that 100% is an A+ and if the number is 1000%, just tell them it's an A super plus ten times over.

They just might believe you and go away.

[Crosshair]

*EDIT-Comment was in poor taste

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

My God! I think I just heard a million or so of my brain cells cry out in agony, and now they have fallen forever silent and I can hear their decaying remains sloshing around gelatinously in my head.

[Think Blue]

Yes they called back yet again. We all knew how I would be dealing with today.

It was the vitamin savant (the brother) and boy was he not only stupid, ignorant and rude, but he was also racist.

The thing that bothers me the most is, these people have a knack for calling when we are the busiest.

I was positive they would call because in sc fashion they always come when you least want to be bothered, todays call blew the last two out of the water.

So before you read what happened, I ask you to talk to your loved ones, enjoy a good book, do somthing because you will never be the same after this one.


The cast of characters
Me
Red neck wife
Red neck husband
Redneck brother (has phd in vitamins)


Me:How may I help you?
Rnh: My wife called about a refund yesterday
Me: lord why me?????
Me:Ok sir may I ask why you are requesting a refund?
Rnh:Like I told that boy yesterday I dont want this low grade vitaman Cey, also that boy said he would give me that reeefunnnd
Me:Sir you talked on the phone with me yesterday, and in no way did I tell you a refund would be issued
Rnh:YESUM YOU DID BOY
Me:sir I did not and plus we wouldnt issue refunds on a product unless the bottles or labels were faulty

At this point I hear heavy breathing on the line, and then I found out why.

Rnh:BABY DID YOU HEAR THAT, THIS J*W wont give me the reefunnd
Rnw:yeah I heard, what an as*hole
Me:excus..
Rnb:I'll take care of this ONE (CONFIDENT TONE) other phones hung up
Rnb:Now listen here boy, I know everything about vitamans and I know that you mormons run it and overprice crappy rated stuff live vitamin C
Me: why?
Me:I am not mormon
Rnd:I know you are white though
Me:Sir actually I am hispanic, but that is irrelevent to this conversation
Rnb:LOOK BEAN*R you need to issue us a refund, vitamins C is A C RATED VITAMIN
NOT A RATED.
Me:Sir I have said this many times, The letter on the label does not indicate it's rating
Rnb:BULLSH*T I BUY ENOUGH VITAMINS TO KNOW BETTER THAN YOU
Me:Ok sir this is really pointless an...
Rnb:It you and the mormons who put this low grade stuff out for us good folk to buy
Me:.....
Rnb:I know you know someone who is mormon (my gf is mormon wow this guy is better than miss cleo)
Me:Ok listen asshole this is pointless and stop asking for a fu*king refund
Rnb:what you can't talk to me like that
Me:yes I can, and If you ever call here again not only will I call the cops on you, but I will personally come find you and kick your ass!

Seriously, though...isn't there any way you can elevate this to a manager or someone who can tell these people to go themselves? Because at this point it's gone way, way beyond any sort of customer-service issue.

The thing is everyone picks up the phone (even the owner sometimes) where I work and while we don't have an official manager (he quit last year) those duties fall onto my lap.

I am actually glad I talked to these people,because most of our workers would have sent them a refund.

It felt so good to tell them to off.

[chainedbarista]

well, crosshair, we may not be able to help them breed better, but by not allowing them to breed, we can help the species breed better. (add a bit more depth to the ever so shallow gene pool)

[XCashier]

Is it terrible of me that I kinda hope they call back again? I want to see how much stupider they can get.

I'm torn between laughing at how brain-dead, sub-idiotic, bloody-minded STUPID this clan is, and crying about how most of the human species seems to be headed that way.

The family name doesn't happen to be "Gaunt", does it?!

[Banrion]

We're both terrible, then. I've got a betting pool going with some of the reporters. If they call back and the brother comes on the phone to do some of the yelling, I get $20.

Show me the money!

On the upside Mysty is $20.00 richer!!!!!

[PuckishOne]

BABY DID YOU HEAR THAT, THIS J*W wont give me the reefunnd

I know that you mormons run it and overprice crappy rated stuff live vitamin C

LOOK BEAN*R you need to issue us a refund

Wow, ThinkBlue, you must be the first-ever Hispanic Jewish Latter-Day Saint. Holidays must be a barrel of fun around your house.

Seriously, though...isn't there any way you can elevate this to a manager or someone who can tell these people to go themselves? Because at this point it's gone way, way beyond any sort of customer-service issue.

[MystyGlyttyr]

On the upside Mysty is $20.00 richer!!!!!

HA! HA! *dances* I didn't think they'd actually get him, but I like long bets and "They'll call back and apologize" was already taken.

What, do these people all live together or what?

...and here's the irony, I just ran out of vitamins and I'll be using the twenty to buy me some more.

[Dreamstalker]

<insert crappy William Shatner impression here>

Brain cells...screaming out in...pain. IQ levels...droping...rapidly. Unsure...of how long...I can...maintain the intelligence...level to keep...reading.

KAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!!!!

Vitamin ratings...oy vey. On some level it does not at all surprise me that people that stupid exist...

[BlakeMP]

:LOL:

I really vote for this to make it to the War Stories.

[Spiffy McMoron]

Rnb:Now listen here boy, I know everything about vitamans and I know that you mormons run it and overprice crappy rated stuff live vitamin C

Quick question: What did the Mormons do to deserve this defamation? They just want to live in peace and harmony, and use the profits from their vitamins to buy an addition for the Temple in Salt Lake City. Is that so wrong?