Vitamin Grades

[Rapscallion]

:LOL:

I really vote for this to make it to the War Stories.

Looks like it's not over yet, but when it is...

Rapscallion

[Ezrockspants]

I didn't think that people with that level of stupidity would be able to operate a phone, but there you are...

[Broomjockey]

I didn't think that people with that level of stupidity would be able to operate a phone, but there you are...

Obviously you haven't read many of Phone Jockey's posts. Essh.

[Think Blue]

I was dissapointed they didn't call today, but I did have a call asking me to explain the difference between vitamin C and vitamin A.

It was probably a relative of theirs.

[Cyanocobalamin]

All I gotta say is. WOW.

Let's hope these mo-rons never come into contact with vitamns E and K, not to mention all the B vitamins. Their heads might implode.

[Pagan]

The family name doesn't happen to be "Gaunt", does it?!

I was thinking "Peacock"! If you watched "X-Files", you'll understand!

[XCashier]

Let's hope these mo-rons never come into contact with vitamns E and K, not to mention all the B vitamins. Their heads might implode.

And don't even mention the minerals to them! "Yew mean Ah gotta eat ROCKS?!"

I was thinking "Peacock"! If you watched "X-Files", you'll understand!

The episode "Home", right?

[Becks]

Let's hope they never see batteries.


And now that I think about it...what happens when they buy milk? Do they harass the poor employees about needing 100% milk?

[Mixed Bag]

Good double shot, Becky--not to mention how it brings up thoughts of him calling his brother-in-law, the attorney general, about that kind of milk they skim the profits and vitamins off of.

[XCashier]

And now that I think about it...what happens when they buy milk? Do they harass the poor employees about needing 100% milk?

No, they harrass the poor employee about the Vitamin D Milk! "Lookit here, whut yew doin', sellin' us this low-grade D vitymin milk?! Ah wants you take this low-grade junk offa the shelves or Ah'll sic mah brother, who has a tenth-grade eddjycation on yew!" [we really need a redneck smiley!]

Let's hope and pray that they never, ever have children.

[Broomjockey]

Let's hope and pray that they never, ever have children.

Are you kidding me? People that stupid wonder why the wife's tummy keeps getting bigger and then a kid falls out after a while. They just know smooshing feels good, they don't know the "side effects."

[WHShit]

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Idiot:YOU LIE BOY

OMG! That is so funny. Coming from the bible belt myself, I know exactly how this must have sounded. I almost died with laughter. I am copying this and sending it to my best friend. She will get a kick out of it!

[Becks]

Vaguely but I remember a story my sister-in-law told me.

Long story short, in college, she saw that the cafeteria got meat labled "Grade D but edible".

I've been known to refer to some of the food at work as that.

[XCashier]

Long story short, in college, she saw that the cafeteria got meat labled "Grade D but edible".

That's an Urban Legend: http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/badmeat.asp

[Pagan]

The episode "Home", right?

Yeppers!! Unfortunately, that seems to be a really large family!