Cat /= Dog

[Skandranon]

Had this conversation with a customer at one of our hospitals.

"What's the difference between an American Shorthair and a Pekinese?"
"Um... one's a cat and one's a dog."
"But what's the difference between them?"
"I'd say that's the biggest difference right there."
"But... what's the difference?"
"The American Shorthair is a breed of cat, named after its type of fur. A Pekinese is a fluffy little breed of dog that originated in China."
"Ooooh. So, one is American, and the other is Chinese?"
"Well, yes."
"Why didn't you just say that in the first place?"
"I figured species was a bigger distinction than place of origin."
"So, can the two have babies together?"
"...Uh, no."
"Why not?"
"Because they're not even the same genus."
"They're geniuses?"
"I need to go now."

[myswtghst]

I am literally shaking with laughter right now. Ow. But still. Wow.

Also, I8DaCookie for the win.

[SuperB]

Oh. My. Gosh. Please tell me you were Punked. (is that show even still on MTV?)

[Sliceanddice]

.....
Ok am i the only one who wanted to put on a white coat, glasses, sit the genius in a chair and make them sit through a few hours of science slides, then submit them to water torture, then back to slides until they understand the difference between a CAT and a DOG, seeing as they obviously failed kindergarten.

[Spiffy McMoron]

"Um... one's a cat and one's a dog."
"But what's the difference between them?"

"Do you mean besides pretty much everything, or including that?"

[Shengirl]

"...Are you trying to tell a joke?"

[Der Cute]

cough WTF cough

"Yes, chameleons CAN have sex with Octopi and/or elephants. Yes, to reassure you, anything CAN mate and reproduce with anything. How do you think YOU were brought in?"

Send the person back to Biology 101.

Cutenoob
and gimme the clue by 4.

[Misanthropical]

Was I the only one who thought of the cartoon CatDog?

[JustADude]

Was I the only one who thought of the cartoon CatDog?

Nope, but you beat me to it!

[ShadedWings]

Good gods, I don't know whether to laugh or sit in dumbfounded brain-freeze because I can't believe how stupid that person was! Catdog...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[IT Grunt]

Was I the only one who thought of the cartoon CatDog?

One fine day there was a woof and a purr.
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog,
Just a feline/canine little CatDog.

CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!

Couldn't resist.

That lady really needs a serious refresher course. I agree with the science lecture theory. When you do it, make sure Ben Stein is the lecturer using his classic monotone.

[Ducky Dew]

Was I the only one who thought of the cartoon CatDog?

And I'll now be walking around singing the theme to CatDog while I do laundry today.

Back OT....... well, I think I'm just speechless there, actually. Never mind a whole new breed of animal, that's a whole new breed of stupid.

[BookstoreEscapee]

<prays this was a prank call>

[marlovino]

Does anyone want to bet she has one of each and they are either both males or both females?








p.s. I now have this picture in my head of a cat/dog sharing their forbidden love.