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  • #46
    Hey wait a minute! Dogs and cats "CAN" breed together!! I have one such animal!! I also have an elephant/columbian tegu crossbreed! If a customer had asked me that question I probrably would have lost my job due to laughing right at them.
    NEVER underestimate the stupidity of the customer

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    • #47
      Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
      Ah, dogs and cats. The Love That Dares Not Speak It's Name.
      "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA!" -- Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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      • #48
        I found this photoshop contest gallery at Worth1000.com

        The third one down is a very cute white Cabbit!

        Breeding two different animals



        I'm tolerant of everyone and everything except for assholes. - Mongo Skruddgemire

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        • #49
          One of our cats is a Maine Coon. One lady once asked us if it was her father or mother who was a raccon. When we looked at her funny, she explained that Maine Coons are the result of cross-breeding cats with raccoons, and that "everybody knows that."

          We are not idiots, and we didn't believe it for a second. But later, we talked to her breeder and asked about it. Apparently this myth has been around as long as the Maine Coon breed has been.
          "Wouldn't that be unethical?"
          "That's only an issue for those who aren't already in Hell."
          --Dilbert

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          • #50
            Quoth freaktard View Post
            Apparently this myth has been around as long as the Maine Coon breed has been.
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon_cat

            Yep, that's how it got its name. But it's all cat!
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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            • #51
              Quoth XCashier View Post
              But it's all cat!
              Yah! and one of the biggest feaken cats that are still considered domestic.
              I for one salute this parkade ninja of yours. ~ Gravekeeper

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              • #52
                Quoth blas87 View Post

                I want to see a rabbit and a snake make babies together. Rakes! Snabbits!
                I have one of those; I call it a Snunny. ^^



                Make your own hybrid here: Animal Splicer 1.0

                Quoth Bright_Star
                That be like breeding a human with a pig....
                Only pic I could find was on snopes. XD

                http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/family.asp
                People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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                • #53
                  Quoth Bright_Star View Post
                  People do know that cars & dogs aren't capable of inter-species breeding, right? That be like breeding a human with a pig....lol.
                  But that happens all the time! There are pictures!

                  Okay, kidding, it doesn't happen, but there are still pictures. http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/family.asp

                  I want to know what this person's mother bred with.
                  Women can do anything men can.
                  But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
                  Maxine

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                  • #54
                    Quoth Sparky View Post
                    I want to know what this person's mother bred with.
                    According to the text, it's a sculpture, rather than a photoshop. They say pig, but it looks more like a bloodhound to me.
                    A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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                    • #55
                      Quoth IT Grunt View Post
                      According to the text, it's a sculpture, rather than a photoshop. They say pig, but it looks more like a bloodhound to me.
                      In that case, this can't be her momma, because bloodhounds are smart.

                      Seriously, I wonder if this SC didn't have a Pekinese and some other kind of dog. Maybe something that she'd been told was a cross between a wirehaired terrior and an American bulldog (is there such a thing?). And her little SC brain latched on to "American shorthair" because she'd heard it once. And of course when Skandranon said "one of them's a cat" that made no sense whatsoever, because, as we all know, SCs don't listen.

                      Or maybe she had an American shorthair and a Persian?

                      Or maybe she was a cross between a moron and an idiot? Yeah, I think it was that one.
                      Women can do anything men can.
                      But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
                      Maxine

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                      • #56
                        This is the scariest thing I've read all day. I'm shivering...perhaps this person was an alien? Maybe you encountered a Men in Black thing. Pretty soon Will Smith will show up and flash his memory thing in your face, and we'll never hear from you again.
                        It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
                        -Helen Keller

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                        • #57
                          Well, long term memory wipes seem rare. The only thing I think we have to worry about is Skan coming in here one day and saying. "I didn't type that! Right..?"
                          SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
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                          • #58
                            Quoth Sparky View Post
                            Or maybe she was a cross between a moron and an idiot? Yeah, I think it was that one.
                            A midiot?
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #59
                              All I can think of is the South Park episode where you see the PETA encampment and the ostrich-human baby that begs you to kill him. "K.. kill... mee...." I keep hearing, when I read this thread...

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                              • #60
                                [QUOTE=Lace Neil Singer;190124]I have one of those; I call it a Snunny. ^^



                                Make your own hybrid here: Animal Splicer 1.0


                                That is AWESOME!!!! Saved link to my favs! Thanks!
                                Don't wanna; not gonna.

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