"Women shouldn't be allowed to have guns!"

[Boozy]

So I'm standing in the store yesterday watching two female Brinks guards removing the cash from the ATM in the lobby.

A customer walks in and says to me, "I've never seen a woman Brinks guard before."

I say, "Really? I see them all the time."

Man says, "Well, I don't think its right. Women shouldn't be allowed to have guns! What if they go all pre-menstrual or something?"

I say nothing. Just stare at him.

Man laughs and says he's "just kidding around."

I stare at him until he leaves without another word. I don't think he was kidding.

He didn't even buy anything. Apparently he only came in to force me to listen to his dip-shit opinions. Honestly, I think that bothers me more than anything. I hate being a sitting duck for jerks. I can't leave, tell them to go to hell, or ask them to leave. I am trapped in the store, forced to listen to this kind of nonsense.

(First person to ruin my thread by making political comments about sexism or guns shall be smacked with a wet mackerel. )

[Jpurple]

I've got a smart-ass comment about 'obviously men where you're from aren't allowed to have brains' floating about in my head, but I shall duck the wet mackerel.

[Fawn]

If men have guns, then women need guns to protect themselves from the men (all that extra testosterone and all )

He needs to be slapped upside the head!

[piratemonkey]

He's probably just jealous that they get to play with guns and he doesn't.

[Emrld]

aww poor thing he really thought he was taking a growth suppliment . . .sadly it was only hype. (you know Brinks told him they wouldn't hire him . . .so he is following these two arround and making comments to build his smashed pride back up)
Good for Brinks. Hire someone that can do the job and do it well . . .I don't care what gender they are. I just want them to have a brain, be able to stay calm under pressure . . . and have good aim if needed.

[SuperB]

Man says, "Well, I don't think its right. Women shouldn't be allowed to have guns! What if they go all pre-menstrual or something?"

Hell, when I'm pre-menstrual I dare any man to take my gun away.

[Interior Desecrator]

Actually, I don't allow myself to have a gun...but only because I might be tempted to use it at work!

[tamezin]

He's probably just jealous that they get to play with guns and he doesn't.

There is a term for that --- something to do with envy --- I think the dude is confused.

[blas]

Poor widdle boy.....too bad there wasn't a Walgreens nearby where you could have pointed him towards the male enchancement section. Or the Geritol.....or the Drano.

[HowMayIHelpMe?]

Man says, "Well, I don't think its right. Women shouldn't be allowed to have guns! What if they go all pre-menstrual or something?"

Hmmm. Interesting.

[MMATM]

He's probably just jealous that they get to play with guns and he doesn't.

The nail has died of blunt-force trauma to the head, likely caused by a tool similar to a hammer. Piratemonkey, how do you plead?

[Kara]

Yeah, he's right. Women shouldn't use guns. Anyone who's seen Kill Bill can agree that we should have swords

[piratemonkey]

The nail has died of blunt-force trauma to the head, likely caused by a tool similar to a hammer. Piratemonkey, how do you plead?

Guilty as charged, m'lud!

[Posture Moll]

"What if they go all pre-menstrual or something?"

"All the more reason not to piss 'em off, sir."

[MMATM]

"What if they go all pre-menstrual or something?"

"All the more reason not to piss 'em off, sir."

I was going to say that PMS was part of the job description, but you've adequately summed up the idea. There'd be enough guys who fit the requirements to make it a fairly diverse job.