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  • #31
    Hello darlings! I have just one quote for you... *wide grins*

    "In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."

    Mind you I sub in Omaha, but you get the point.
    Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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    • #32
      Silly Rabbit, guns are for everybody!
      - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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      • #33
        Quoth Lil Bunny View Post
        "In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
        And the grandmas can cause concussions with flung rolling-pins at 50 yards, AROUND TWO CORNERS!!!!
        ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
        And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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        • #34
          Quoth Soulstealer View Post
          I wish that was real I'd have a store membership and everything.
          No kidding. It would be nice not to have to carry a purse, wouldn't it? Just pack everything in the dimensionally-transcendent multiple pockets of your TARDIS Trenchcoat!
          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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          • #35
            Quoth XCashier View Post
            No kidding. It would be nice not to have to carry a purse, wouldn't it? Just pack everything in the dimensionally-transcendent multiple pockets of your TARDIS Trenchcoat!
            I don't need my purse, I just want it. I carry my wallet, cell, and keys in my pockets. In my purse is--(gets it out)--Germ-X, hand lotion, chapstick, breath mints, mini-notepad, 3 pens, a pencil, Kleenex, sanitary toilet seat covers (yes, I carry my own--long and traumatizing story), coupons, eyeglasses case and cleaning cloth, mini-hairbrush, scrunchi, and emergency rations in the form of a smushed candy bar.

            I tell my sister it's not a purse, it's a decoy for muggers
            "If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - George Patton

            "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Albert Einstein

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            • #36
              Quoth Jester View Post
              Only men should. I mean, after all, it's not as if men have caused and waged all the wars in the world's history, been responsible for 99% of the random public shooting rampages of innocent people, been the culprits of 99.99% of all serial killings in history, or perpetrated 99% of all drive-by shootings.
              Hey, nobody's perfect!
              The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
              "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
              Hoc spatio locantur.

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              • #37
                Pagan: "I prefer a sword, myself. "

                There is just something satisfying about carrying a sword around.
                Or maybe that's just all the funny looks I get

                Saint: Who lives a block from a shop that sells such things and walks over on sunny days.
                Things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do. I would gladly hit the road, get up and go if I knew,that someday it would bring me back to you.

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                • #38
                  I dont think that I personally should have a gun. Not coz I'm a gurl, but coz I have a temper. A bad one. A "Hot damn, cross me on a wrong day where I've had no sleep, low blood sugar, too much work, no credit, premenstrual" temper. Most of the time. BUt I have it pretty good under wraps so

                  Other than me, I think women should be allowed to have guns. They make them in pink, don't they?? </sarcasm>
                  The report button - not just for decoration

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                  • #39
                    Quoth iradney View Post
                    Other than me, I think women should be allowed to have guns. They make them in pink, don't they?? </sarcasm>
                    Pink camo. Just call Gravekeeper for one.

                    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is                     Still A Customer."

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                    • #40
                      Quoth iradney View Post
                      Other than me, I think women should be allowed to have guns. They make them in pink, don't they?? </sarcasm>
                      Yes, yes they do. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2524635.html
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth Jester View Post
                        I actually have to agree with him. Women should not have guns. Only men should. I mean, after all, it's not as if men have caused and waged all the wars in the world's history...
                        Oh, wait. Have to quote Jester again to dissagree. My buddy who is the history nut reminded me of Cleopatra. Back to that 99% thing.
                        The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                        "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                        Hoc spatio locantur.

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                        • #42
                          Quoth Estil View Post
                          This isn't a political comment at all, the Second Amendment quite clearly states verbatim, "the right of the PEOPLE to keep and bear arms".
                          Of course, the amendment WAS written when "people" meant "white", "male," and "property owner."

                          Just making a joke. Pretty much every woman I know, if she gets bitchy during that time of the month, she doesn't NEED a gun, and I am smart enough to get the hell out of the way.
                          "Time shall help me face my painful memories with indifference, and with more of it, I won't feel the need to face them at all..."

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                          • #43
                            Quoth JustADude View Post
                            And the grandmas can cause concussions with flung rolling-pins at 50 yards, AROUND TWO CORNERS!!!!
                            Boomerang rolling pins? Man, will the wonders of this world never cease?

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                            • #44
                              Quoth Geek King View Post
                              Oh, wait. Have to quote Jester again to dissagree. My buddy who is the history nut reminded me of Cleopatra. Back to that 99% thing.
                              As a history guy myself, I should have remembered that not all world leaders have been male. Cleopatra, Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi, Benazir Bhutto, Margaret Thatcher, Catherine the Great, Queen Victoria, etc., etc., etc.

                              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is                               Still A Customer."

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                              • #45
                                Even the right wing, ultra conservitive members of the NRA wants to arm women. What kind of sexist freak is he?
                                "Because that's how magical meteoric size-altering space goo works." IMDB Message boards.

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