He's not watching those gay movies, is he??

[Peppergirl]

Reminds me of the time I was telling my mom that a guy who grew up down the street from us was gay, despite having married and had a child while he was in the military. Hey, it happens, right?

My dad happened to walk in on the tail end of this conversation, and had to know what was going on. My mom said "Billy Smith (not his real name, of course) is gay, Rick."

Dad: "Wh-wh-What? He can't be gay. He's married and has a kid!"

Mom: "Well, I guess he was in denial or something, because he just divorced his wife and came out to everyone, apparently."

Dad: "That's ridiculous! Larry Smith would not allow his son to be gay. Quit saying stuff like that!"

Me and mom: , then

And yes, he was serious.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I heard about some story somewhere where a guy tells his family he's dying of an incurable disease and when they get all worked up over it, he says, "Nah, I was kidding about dying. I am gay, though."

Put it into perspective, why doncha!

[Jadedcarguy]

"Billy, you one of them faggots?"
"Yes, Mom, I'm the best cocksucker on the block."

Coffee. Nose. OWOWOWOW.

Dad: "That's ridiculous! Larry Smith would not allow his son to be gay. Quit saying stuff like that!"

"That's it son, no TV or video games til we get this "ghey" thing straightened out!"

Ignorance abounds......

[Peppergirl]

"That's it son, no TV or video games til we get this "ghey" thing straightened out!"

Ignorance abounds......

I know, right? I love my dad to death, but come on.

This is the same man who, when a gay male friend of my mom's decided to marry his female friend, presumably for companionship, said: "Hey Trace, did you hear about _____? He was gay, but now he's un-gay and he's marrying Margaret."

I was a young teenager at the time, and even *I* knew better.

[Skandranon]

I remember when my mother found gay erotica books in my room. She confronted me, very annoyed, tearing into me how socially unacceptable this was, and demanded to know where I got them.

"From your room. What are you doing with lesbian books, mom?"

[Tria]

The question I have is who says watching gay porn makes one gay? I know a lot of people that are straight, yet enjoy that sort of thing, matter of preference I would think. But logic doesn't seem to be most SC's strong point.

Lemme guess, straight guys watching lesbian porn?

[Phone Jockey]

so what kind of porn was it? or is it impossible to tell?

Yes, we couldn't tell what kind of porn it was, so my co-worker just told the woman she didn't know. The titles weren't obvious like "BIG JUGS" or "HOT MAN ACTION."

[DexX]

...when a gay male friend of my mom's decided to marry his female friend, presumably for companionship...

Most likely for the legal protections afforded by marriage. I have heard of many cases of a gay male couple legally marrying a lesbian couple (two opposite-sex marriages) so they could wrangle some of the benefits of the legal same-sex marriage denied them by the state.

[PepperElf]

Lemme guess, straight guys watching lesbian porn?

sure. most guys i know love that kinda stuff... but mostly cos they think they'll get in on the action

Mom: "Well, I guess he was in denial or something, because he just divorced his wife and came out to everyone, apparently."

sounds like one of my friends . he had a ceremony-only marriage with a divorced man. last i knew they were both on good terms with the x-wife though.

[edible_hat]

Coffee. Nose. OWOWOWOW.



"That's it son, no TV or video games til we get this "ghey" thing straightened out!"

Ignorance abounds......

You remind me of ghey!

[Bagboy]

My uncle hid his "gayness" for a while, but eventually, it had to come out. That happened after the FBI took his computers, in order to investigate one of his "Friends"

[Jadedcarguy]

You remind me of ghey!

That can't be, I'm not Canadian!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Well, he's not likely to tell her the truth, is he?

"Billy, you one of them faggots?"
"Yes, Mom, I'm the best cocksucker on the block."

.

I've known a few gays who would say exactly that.

[B&NGoddess]

"Billy, you one of them faggots?"
"Yes, Mom, I'm the best cocksucker on the block."

reminds me of the movie american beauty where wes bentley's character tells his dad that he's "the best piece of ass in 4 counties."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I remember when my mother found gay erotica books in my room. She confronted me, very annoyed, tearing into me how socially unacceptable this was, and demanded to know where I got them.

"From your room. What are you doing with lesbian books, mom?"

Heehee . . . if my Mom came into my room and found any DVD's, she'd probably ask to borrow them.

I'm also surprised she hasn't asked to look at the two vintage issues of Playboy I have stashed in the bedroom.