He's not watching those gay movies, is he??

[Sylvia727]

I've known a few gays who would say exactly that.

Well, sure, so do I, and a few straight folk as well. However, this woman seems abrasive, if not outright abusive, and this kid has at least four more years of living under her roof. Granted, buying gay porn under your mom's account isn't the best way to stay under the radar, so maybe he is looking to confront her. It's an effed up family dynamic, anyway you slice it.

[Lingering Grin]

Most likely for the legal protections afforded by marriage. I have heard of many cases of a gay male couple legally marrying a lesbian couple (two opposite-sex marriages) so they could wrangle some of the benefits of the legal same-sex marriage denied them by the state.

Yup, I had two friends that decided to do that.

What was funny is that the decided to do it when they were drunk at a party. At first everyone thought they were joking.

The conversation was basically:

Girl: "Hey, why don't we just get married, that way we can get all the tax-breaks and fun stuff, but then we'll just date our own."

Guy: "Haha, sounds great."

Two months later... they actually did it!



Also, you should have seen my parents face when they found out one of my best guy friends (We'll call him S) was gay. I didn't even mean to tell them, it just kinda slipped!

I was relating to them a funny story that had happened the night before, and during it I mentioned another guy's name (E).

Mom: "Wait, who's E?"
Me: "Oh, he's S's boyfriend" (said in a very matter of fact tone, I didn't even give it a second thought".
Dad: "His BOYFRIEND!?"(Asked in a way that said "did I really just hear what I think I did".
Me: "oh, yeah, S is gay."
Mom, Dad:


What was funnier was their faces about two years later after S became my roommate, and another year after that when we moved into a different place and added a third roommate... S's boyfriend. It took my mom FOREVER to figure out how I could live in the same house as a gay guy, let alone a gay COUPLE... and not be gay myself.

I was like "It's simple, I don't ask question about what goes on in THEIR bedroom, and they don't ask questions about what goes on in MINE."

I will admit though, there were times that were a BIT awkward... funny as hell, but awkward. (Like the time I came into the kitchen to grab a beer, and S is standing there filling a glass of water, completely out of breath, and his boyfriend is in the bathroom.... cleaning up. I just stopped, looked at him, thought for a moment, and bust up laughing.

[iradney]

That's why I love my mom. My cousin came out to her last year - or tried to anyway. She and her girlfriend were sitting on the couch, and she says to my Mom "I have something to tell you".
My mom just looks at her and says "You don't have to tell me what I already know."
Cousin goes and asks "What?"
My mom says "You're in love with each other!"
Cousin and Cousin's gf look at my mom and she proceeds to tell them she doesn't care, as long as they treat each other right and love and respect each other.
I don't think they were expecting that

[Imogene]

I know I surprised my Mom when I told her.
Me, my brother, and Mom were spooning dinner up, and I just kinda broke. "Mom, I need to tell you something. I'm not straight."
Mom goes into momentary shock, Bro just keeps on scooping up dinner.
Mom recovers, and asks, "How do you know?"
"I don't think you want to know how I know." (I knew by the kinds of porn I'd been checking out/been interested in)
Mom seemed okay with that, and I went back downstairs with bro. "You didn't seem overly concerned about that."
"Nah, I knew. Those messages on our answering machine kinda gave it away."
"Oh, right." (Had a long distance relationship at the time, and she'd been calling my number at random, and even called me at work, from across the country, one night)

[Lingering Grin]

I know I surprised my Mom when I told her.
Me, my brother, and Mom were spooning <snip>

+1 for quotes taken out of context. LOL

[NotSoInnocent]

"From your room. What are you doing with lesbian books, mom?"

The same thing my mom was doing with them...

Trying to keep me from taking them!!

Heehee . . . if my Mom came into my room and found any DVD's, she'd probably ask to borrow them.

*shudders* You don't even want to know what my mom asks to borrow from my room.....

[RetailWorkhorse]

*shudders* You don't even want to know what my mom asks to borrow from my room.....

Now that you threw it out there...yes, yes we do.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

The same thing my mom was doing with them...

Trying to keep me from taking them!!

*shudders* You don't even want to know what my mom asks to borrow from my room.....

I think I have a clue there . . . and if my suspicion is correct, there are just some things that should NOT be shared.

Mom has her "accessories", I have mine. 'Nuff said.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Yes, we couldn't tell what kind of porn it was, so my co-worker just told the woman she didn't know. The titles weren't obvious like "BIG JUGS" or "HOT MAN ACTION."

You can't judge a video by its cover. Check out Big Jugs.

[MadMike]

sure. most guys i know love that kinda stuff... but mostly cos they think they'll get in on the action

My wife's male cousin is apparently one of those. She told me he actually went to a lesbian bar trying to get a date. I can't even begin to count all the things that are wrong with that idea.

[Peppergirl]

My wife's male cousin is apparently one of those. She told me he actually went to a lesbian bar trying to get a date. I can't even begin to count all the things that are wrong with that idea.

About 10 years ago, one of my local hang outs wen't lesbian. For awhile, it was still a mix of the neighborhood crowd and lesbians. I was hanging in there with a male friend of mine who, in his drunken haze, thought it would be a good idea to hit on one of the more attractive lesbian couples.

It went about as well as you'd expect.

End of the incident, I had to ask a few of my friends to help me pick him up off the floor when one of the women punched him and knocked him out cold.

I don't think I went there anymore after that. Gee, I wonder why?

[Reyneth]

That's why I love my mom. My cousin came out to her last year - or tried to anyway. She and her girlfriend were sitting on the couch, and she says to my Mom "I have something to tell you".
My mom just looks at her and says "You don't have to tell me what I already know."
Cousin goes and asks "What?"
My mom says "You're in love with each other!"
Cousin and Cousin's gf look at my mom and she proceeds to tell them she doesn't care, as long as they treat each other right and love and respect each other.
I don't think they were expecting that

Same with someone I went to HS with and is now one of my good friends (we were cool then, but not the marathon conversations we have now!). My mom had tutored him in MS, and he calls her "mom" we're friends with the family, etc. At one point they were talking and he does the "have something to tell you" thing also.
And my mom reacted the same way - "nothing you're going to tell me will surprise me." V went , Mom said "honey, my youngest brother is gay, I knew before you did!"

And before that he and I had randomly seen each other for the first time in quite a while and were catching up. He kept talking about his SO, being very gender-neutral about it. So I referred to the SO as "he," V paused and then continued the story, now using male pronouns. Nothing more was said, but why does it have to be a big deal anyway? V later told me he about choked when I said that and didn't seem to care, and wondered how I knew.

I wish more people could be like that. And if that 14 year old is gay, I wish we could send him a care package!

[Broomjockey]

*sigh*

You know, some of you ladies make it awfully hard to be a nice, uncorrupted, young man around here.



And that lady needs some serious help so that she doesn't go over the edge when he comes home with a boyfriend (assuming the kid is gay). Actually, I can't see this lady being very accepting of random girls he may eventually bring home either. She's not going to be happy no matter who he dates, I bet. "Oh, honey, her hair's just not blonde enough!"

[Seshat]

Someone whose natural sexuality is bisexual, but who isn't conscious of that, can 'turn gay' and 'turn straight'. I personally believe that such people are simply attracted to a person who happens to be of the same/opposite gender.

It does tend to confuse the issue, however. I suspect some of the 'cures' the fundamentalists point to are bisexuals who've found a socially acceptable partner.

(I'm bi myself, and in the process of figuring that out, I had all sorts of wierd feelings I didn't understand.)

[Phone Jockey]

You know, some of you ladies make it awfully hard to be a nice, uncorrupted, young man around here.

Whoa man, if you're looking for good CLEAN fun, you're in the wrong forum! LOL I think you may have stumbled into this site by "assident" becuz this is where the naughty ppl hang!