would you care for an apple pie....WITHOUT THE F***ING APPLES?

[IHateStupidCustomers]

Apple pie with no apples? WTF?

I was going on a food-run to wendys one night, and one person in our group, whom I did not much care for, asked for a junior bacon cheeseburger with no bacon. What?

Me: "So.....you want a cheeseburger?"
Stupid: "NO! A bacon cheeseburger with no bacon!"

Needless to say, I did NOT go in there and order a bacon cheeseburger with no bacon. Maybe there's something on a cheeseburger that's not on the bacon cheeseburgers, or vice versa, whatever. I wasn't going to sound like an idiot, lol.

[cinema guy]

I had a customer ask for a candy combo without the candy.

Candy combo = large popcorn combo + bagged sweets.

"So you want a large popcorn combo."
SC: "No. A candy combo without the sweets."

[chainedbarista]

maybe she was looking for something different, or maybe she was just out and out batshit crazy.

i'm going with choice #2 for the win, alex.

[LadyAndreca]

One of the managers at our store like to order a popcorn combo with no popcorn. It took me a few minutes to realize why. A medium drink = $1.19, while a popcorn combo (small popcorn, medium drink) is $1.

There was a McD's I used to order nuggets from in 4-packs, as well, because it was $1 for 4, but $2.69 for 6. Might as well get 2 4-packs in that case.

So I can get the jr. bacon cheeseburger with no bacon. Still don't get the apple-less apple pie, though.

[tropicsgoddess]

Like tic-tac-toe, you did get three idiots in a row.

[Beckpatton]

When we get Indian for Friday lunch at work, the general manager of the company always orders Butter Chicken without the chicken!!!! It kills me every time! She likes the sauce mixed in with her rice, but not the chicken... they do it though, without complaint! Fantastic little cafe, best butter chicken I've ever had... and FYI I keep the chicken in mine!