I kill you... with laser!

[PaRaGaS]

Today a kid in his early teens BLINDED ME WITH A FUCKING LASER POINTER just after I'd finished serving him.
After a brief WTF moment I was just about ready to haul his sorry ass outside the premises, but decided to shrug it off.
Then he had the audacity to come to my register again for another order!
NO WAY IN HELL WAS I SERVING HIM AFTER THAT. He was actually surprised I refused service!

Some seven hours later he's here again, this time with his mother.
We all considered telling her that her hellspawn likes to inflict possible bodily harm on innocent retail drones in his spare time. That is, until he used the laser pointer again. On her.

I. Have. No. Words. For. This.

Also, laser pointers are soooo 1990s.

[Mamadrae]

Ah, the fact that he uses it on his mother shows the situation. He was trying to train you via the laser in the eye.

I vote we submit him to his own training.

[Jacen]

I vote we submit him to his own training.

I am in a really violent mood and would like to shove IT in his eye. Not the light, the device itself... lol

op: How did the mother react?

[Broomjockey]

I am in a really violent mood and would like to shove IT in his eye. Not the light, the device itself... lol

CS yadda yadda no violence towards customers yadda yadda. I'm sure everyone knows the drill.

[JLRodgers]

Fortunetely, however, it's said that lasers are actually made in such a way that despite the warnings - they don't do damage (like the companies knew that people would do it, just put the warning on to scare people)

[Parrothead]

Fortunetely, however, it's said that lasers are actually made in such a way that despite the warnings - they don't do damage (like the companies knew that people would do it, just put the warning on to scare people)

But it still hurts.

[Jacen]

Fortunetely, however, it's said that lasers are actually made in such a way that despite the warnings - they don't do damage (like the companies knew that people would do it, just put the warning on to scare people)

Intense lights CAN do damage.

CS yadda yadda no violence towards customers yadda yadda. I'm sure everyone knows the drill

Ah, but he's not MY customer If he was, I would have canceled the sale/declined futher sales and told him to get out and never come back.

[blas]

The reason those little laser lights frighte me so is because they remind me of the scopes on guns. I know the odds of that around where I live are pretty slim, but it still freaks me out.

I've been "lasered" before. From some stupid slobbering nerd outside the mall laughing as he pointed his laser pointer at girls' breasts to idiots at work who thought it funny to keep laser pointing at everyone who walked past the bulletin board and job postings.

I think those things ought to be banned. They are so annoying.

[edible_hat]

In my part of the world there have been a few cases of people lasering plane cockpits. In one case the pilot was temporarily blinded and the co-pilot had to land the plane. Imagine if the idiot had got both of them.

[Broomjockey]

Ah, but he's not MY customer

Fine. Being explicit. CS does not condone violence towards ANY person for ANY reason besides defence of self.

13. Illegality
Customers Suck! does not condone illegal acts, such as tampering with food, violence against others (save in self-defence), or theft etc.

This is not something we joke around with.

[Sorianna]

I think those things ought to be banned. They are so annoying.

No! You can't ban them! I couldn't torment my cat (my other cat just ignores it. She's the smart one.) with them then.

[edible_hat]

No! You can't ban them! I couldn't torment my cat (my other cat just ignores it. She's the smart one.) with them then.

Idiots should be banned instead. That would solve all our problems.

edit: My best friend from high school had a "hit list" of people he didn't like. One day he lost the list, so he wrote a new one. "number 1: idiots. And that just about covers it."

[karath]

Idiots should be banned instead. That would solve all our problems.

Seconded.

The best part about that would be that idiots never think they're being...well, idiotic, so they'd probably vote for it!

[Andara Bledin]

And it will still cause vision problems.

And I'm fairly certain you can still stick someone with an assault charge for shining one in your eyes, though I'm not sure it's worth the hassle.

^-.-^

[PepperElf]

or at least a good excuse to ban him from the store