And this was just today.

[Antisocial_Worker]

The Dream Hotel is waiting for me. Come work for me, I'll pay ya well.

Nonsense. The Hotel Carolina is waiting for you down at the foot of Hill Street...

Stab it with your steely knife and see if you can kill the beast.

...Sorry. Couldn't help myself. The novelist inside me is fighting to get out.

......Thank goodness then, for Alka-Seltzer.

.........Which also came in handy very often back at Motel Hell when I worked there. It wasn't bad enough that we had the hookers coming by with their johns. We were a low-rent property that usually had at least one block of rooms reserved for construction workers and the like. Horny construction workers. Horny construction workers who liked hookers, and who were always asking where they could get one.

I hated that question, but I did get adept at answering it. I would always say, "The internet, unless you're a fan of toothless hags who have the clap. If you want that, then I'd suggest 7th Avenue."

[Evil Queen]

Am I still allowed to stand there and leer and occasionally growl at the most idiotic of them, perhaps being allowed to use a black pudding to wallop some sense in them (Hell, the black pudding probably has more sense than most of them combined)

Sure, as long as I get to give you a paycheck and call you "snuggles". You'd make a pretty good security guard, I think. And if you'd rather just hang out forever, that's fine too.

[RayvenQ]

I prefer Fluffy, it totally unprepares them for when I go into a gnashing and growling rampage, the look on their faces is priceless.

Hell, Getting paid, hanging out AND getting to be mean to SC's who totally deserve it? Heaven

Oh, I also sing too, badly, rather admittedly, but I still sing nonetheless

*Starts Singing* A Man's gotta do what a Man's gotta do *does the whole clutching at air thing*

[Evil Queen]

I prefer Fluffy, it totally unprepares them for when I go into a gnashing and growling rampage, the look on their faces is priceless.

Hell, Getting paid, hanging out AND getting to be mean to SC's who totally deserve it? Heaven

Oh, I also sing too, badly, rather admittedly, but I still sing nonetheless

*Starts Singing* A Man's gotta do what a Man's gotta do *does the whole clutching at air thing*

Wonderful! Then you're name is Fluffy, you're my security guard...

Would you guys prefer full or part time? I'm hoping I can pay pretty damned well for my staff.

[smileyeagle1021]

Wonderful! Then you're name is Fluffy, you're my security guard...

Would you guys prefer full or part time? I'm hoping I can pay pretty damned well for my staff.

full please... oh, and how long before you open the hotel... if it's more than 3 years out I could also be the accountant.

[Evil Queen]

Realistically, sometime in the next 10 years.

Yes, I really want this. No, it's not going to be a pipe-dream. I won't let it be.

[RayvenQ]

I'll work fulltime for you and take my payment in food

[Peppergirl]

::Peppergirl meekly raises her hand::

Will you hotel gods and goddesses accept a lowly travel agent to run the reservations department? I promise I'm one of the good ones.

[Hawkguy]

I'll tend bar at the restaurant!

I make a mean appletini, heavy on the tini! Oh, and might I suggest Lawrence, Kansas as a location? Home of the National Champion Jayhawk Basketball team and Orange Bowl Champion Footnall team? It's a fun town.

[RetailWorkhorse]

*Raises hand*

Maintence and Bartender here. I'll start on the plans to your bar when I get mine built and get it to self-sustaining so I don't have to deal with it.

[Evil Queen]

::Peppergirl meekly raises her hand::

Will you hotel gods and goddesses accept a lowly travel agent to run the reservations department? I promise I'm one of the good ones.

*Raises hand*

Maintence and Bartender here. I'll start on the plans to your bar when I get mine built and get it to self-sustaining so I don't have to deal with it.

Done and DONE!

Looks like I may not need a help wanted sign.

[Becks]

Can I apply for the position of writing stuff down for posting on CS as needed?

[RetailWorkhorse]

Can I apply for the position of writing stuff down for posting on CS as needed?

So you wanna be the Secretary?

...Are you going to be able to handle all that writing? Wouldn't want you to suiffer from Carpal Tunnel, after all.

[smileyeagle1021]

When you say centralized, technically the most centralized you could get would be Lebanon (geographic center of the lower 48) or Phelps MO (central mean population point).
Though may I propose for a location close to legalized gaming... say Reno or Vegas (preferably Reno, it isn't as ungodly hot, and it's only half an hour from Lake Tahoe, has some really good restaurants, and also is half an hour from Virginia City which by the way has Grandma's Fudge which is the best fudge on the planet... hmm, I really should go up there sometime this week... oh wait, back on topic, and for a preference over Vegas, Reno proportionately produces more revenue than Vegas).

[Evil Queen]

I've never been to Nevada, but I hear living expenses in Vegas tends to be sky high. What's your take on it, Smiley?