EQ, I'll take a spot as valet parking (about my only relevant trait) or security (gotta walk around, can't sit in one spot everyday).
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostI've never been to Nevada, but I hear living expenses in Vegas tends to be sky high. What's your take on it, Smiley?If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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Scoob, you're hired.
You too Dale. I need to make sure my other security guard has backup when needed and a day off every now and again.
I need a breakfast cook still, and someone to be my sales/promotions person.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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I say put it up here in NE. Lotsa history and culture, and pretty trees too!
Has anyone offered to run laundry? I work on a farm that raises cattle and pigs, and my father works at a slaughterhouse. I will be genuinely surprised in an SC can come up with anything that will actually make me go "Ugh, gross." and roll my eyes.Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.
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What about tech support? You were going to have aLAN-partycomputer room, right?The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Quoth RetailWorkhorse View PostSo you wanna be the Secretary?
...Are you going to be able to handle all that writing? Wouldn't want you to suiffer from Carpal Tunnel, after all.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Is there room for me? I don't know if you'd want me on breakfast, you might have to start paying the paramedics they'd be around so much. Still, sounds like an amazing hotel EQ.
Have a little bit of conference experience, ummm need any HR staff or an anything really. I am resisting begging you to let me come, pretty please with sprinkles on top."So you think they named this ship the "Chimera" because there's a monster on board?" Tony DiNozzo
"They did not name it the puppy" Ziva David - NCIS, Chimera
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Quoth Evil Queen View Post
Go AWAY YOU WHORE!
I know what you do for a living. I know you bring your John's in and out and in and out of my hotel. But I don't know why my supiriors haven't kicked you out yet, though! What sort of PROOF do we need? To actually see you fuck your John and watch hand you the cash?! And that little cursing outburt you just had on your cell phone? Yeah, do it again and I'll send your wrinkly ass outside for your phone calls.
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Hahahaha... our rooms right now are $94 a night, plus 17% in taxes... How's that for dirt cheap?Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth AriRashkae View PostI say put it up here in NE. Lotsa history and culture, and pretty trees too!
Has anyone offered to run laundry? I work on a farm that raises cattle and pigs, and my father works at a slaughterhouse. I will be genuinely surprised in an SC can come up with anything that will actually make me go "Ugh, gross." and roll my eyes.Quoth Geek King View PostWhat about tech support? You were going to have aLAN-partycomputer room, right?Quoth morgana View PostWhere do I send my resume?
Quoth CloserToSane View PostIs there room for me? I don't know if you'd want me on breakfast, you might have to start paying the paramedics they'd be around so much. Still, sounds like an amazing hotel EQ.
Have a little bit of conference experience, ummm need any HR staff or an anything really. I am resisting begging you to let me come, pretty please with sprinkles on top.
I think I'll start payrate at 10$ an hour that will go UP after the probation period is over. How's that sound, so far? If I can get some major money to back my little business, the payrate will certainly be higher.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostYou're all hired.
I think I'll start payrate at 10$ an hour that will go UP after the probation period is over. How's that sound, so far? If I can get some major money to back my little business, the payrate will certainly be higher.
*Passes cake and booze to the best boss ever* Sounds great."So you think they named this ship the "Chimera" because there's a monster on board?" Tony DiNozzo
"They did not name it the puppy" Ziva David - NCIS, Chimera
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I've never worked in an hotel but it always caught my atention, I can be clerk and your IT guy for the hotel systems and wireless, etc. Plus I'm bilingual (English and Spanish)I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.
"I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- Khyras
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