For those of you that have always wondered..... ( Epic )

[wraiths_crono]

*evil-dramatic narrator voice*

And for those of you whom have witnessed this, you have ultimately seen the change, the change of a normal-ish person, to a complete and utter insane individual. One whom will fear the name Kathy for the rest... of...their...lives.....

[JoitheArtist]

GK, I'm fairly certain that most of your CS fangirls would willingly be your bodyguards. We'll even make our own uniforms. Pink Camo, of course.

Is it cruel and evil that I laughed so hard I almost coughed up what's left of my lungs? Oh wait, I'm cruel and evil....so...yeah.



Dude, you have my total and complete sympathies!

[Imogene]

only The DataJager played that weird-ass game!

I played it. Never got far, because the areas weren't exactly laid out intelligently, to me, anyway.

[SG15Z]

Wow....just wow.... you know it was only a matter of time before you had an actual stalker! I just didn't expect that! >.<

Oh and I loved your Khiras reference! I'm glad I wasn't consuming anything, cause I was laughing for a solid 5 minutes the secong I read "named Dave"!

[Jester]

Nicely done, sir. I especially like the subtle reference to another CSer's post earlier in the week. Nice touch.

27 calls? From one person?

Actually, 31. #3 was a conglomeration of five repetitive calls.

What? I have a good memory for numbers, okay?

[Gravekeeper]

Oh and I loved your Khiras reference! I'm glad I wasn't consuming anything, cause I was laughing for a solid 5 minutes the secong I read "named Dave"!

I was wondering if anyone would catch that, hehe.

I think the call report topped out around 80+ by the time I got off shift. One call every 10 minutes on average basically. For 3 nights straight.

For every one I documented there was at least 2-3 more where I just hung up. ><

[Stryker One]

Lost in translation

Does "than" mean something different up there?

[SG15Z]

I was wondering if anyone would catch that, hehe.

I think the call report topped out around 80+ by the time I got off shift. One call every 10 minutes on average basically. For 3 nights straight.

For every one I documented there was at least 2-3 more where I just hung up. ><

80+!!!! Holy Frak!!!! I'm so sowies!!!!

[Broomjockey]

Does "than" mean something different up there?

Yeah, means a typo.

[Mr Hero]

I know the strawberry reference! It's "A boy and his blob" right!? Ya feed him jelly beans of different flavours, and he turns in to different things.

Glad I wasn't the only one who picked up on this.

Concerning the Loach. I encountered a member of this species last Monday while on the bus. His victim was the bus driver, but I made the mistake of sitting across the aisle from him. I discovered a tactic of Loaches that GK has not covered.

Every so often when he was telling the bus driver the same thing, but with different wording, he would glance over in my direction. The idea is that he'll get you to say something. Were it not for GK's previous thread detailing the signs of a Loach, I may have been snared.

[Ghel]

I'd like to think my fan girls of are a higher caliber then this. -.-

If I, personally, were to go fangirl on you, GK, I would much rather call up to listen to YOU talk than to blabber on like your stalker did.

[Kali]

If I, personally, were to go fangirl on you, GK, I would much rather call up to listen to YOU talk than to blabber on like your stalker did.

This.

Your stalker is doing it wrong.

[Eric the Grey]

I think the call report topped out around 80+ by the time I got off shift. One call every 10 minutes on average basically. For 3 nights straight.

For every one I documented there was at least 2-3 more where I just hung up. ><

If this is an emergency line, can't you do something to get her to stop, like reporting her to the authorities, or is it not THAT kind of emergency line?

Just curious, because at some point, someone like this could put someone else at risk....

Sorry you had to go through that.


Eric the Grey

[MannersMakethMan]

Is there no way to put a block against her number? Or get her arrested for harrassment?

Failing that, the GK faithful are going to have to arm themselves with salmon and go around to everyone in her area code until they find the right Kathy. They will leave minus their fish, but will have saved the sanity of a lone phone operative.

They will also have given a whole heap of work to the people who drive the van with square wheels, and a candidate for the best 'accident' report ever filed in a hospital.

[prb]

The Fangirl #7

Me: “Good morning, <emergency line>”
FG: “HELLO GK?!”
Me: “Yes.”
FG: “I THREATEN NOW”
Me: “…what?”
FG: “I HAVE PREGNANT.”
Me: “…..”
FG: “I HAVE PREGNANT. IN MY STOMACH NOW. I HAVE BABY.”
Me: “…..ok?”
FG: “I JUST WANTED TELL YOU.”
Me: “…….”
FG: “<click>”

HOW IS BABBY FORMED