For those of you that have always wondered..... ( Epic )

[marty]

See GK? Now you know how I feel when you call me late at night.

[Jester]

What I can't work out is how you aren't homicidally insane by now.

What *I* can't work out is how he goes through all this still doesn't drink. I LOVE my job, and I still occasionally need a few after work. If I had to deal with some of his loonies, I would be drinking even more. And that is saying something, ya know!

[Gravekeeper]

See GK? Now you know how I feel when you call me late at night.

The two are hardly comparable.

When I call you at night I don't actually say anything.

;p

[Nyoibo]

Jesus Christ, how did you even get that far up there to begin with?

Aaaaaand my mind takes a swan dive to the gutter.

Jose on Saturday.

On a stick?

The one winner then gets sent to Africa to fend for him or herself against the most dangerous snakes in the world.

Might want to try Australia for that instead.

[PepperElf]

At the ultimate spa, $500 will buy you around 45 minutes worth of stranger molestation.

WTF? $500 for only 45 minutes?

Soooo not worth it. One of the best spas I've been to was around 200-300 and it was 70 minutes of oil massage *plus* another 40 of herbal massage.

[Jester]

Last time I went to the spa I paid about $85 for a 50 minute deep tissue massage, and then had full use of the steam room, hot tub, etc. Yeah, they were doing a discount for locals (I think around 15%), and I did tip about $40 (it was SO worth it), but even with all that, it is nowhere near $500.

I can only imagine the pampering one would get at a quality spa for five bills!

[MoonChild2007]

Gravekeeper, have you tried threats? You know, if she calls again you will call the police? Sometimes using a higher power such as the police will back some customers off.

[AriRashkae]

GK, If I ever figure out the number to call, I'm going to order a pink camo thong, jeans with gold stuff on BOTH cheeks, and a hat. Oh yes, the hat is a must!

Seriously though, I don't think I would know what to do if I called you... or how to tell if it was you. ^_^ But I certainly wouldn't call you 30 times!

With enough patience and Google-fu, it can be found. (At least, I think I found it.)

And when my husband was on first shift (4:30 AM wake up call ) it was very tempting to place an order. Fortunately, the balance in my checking account smacked me upside the head and refused to cooperate.

[Gravekeeper]

45 minutes was a joke ;p.

I don't know what the hourly rate at this ULTIMATE SPA~ is worth.

Now that I check its a 7 hour session. With free lunch. ;p

I don't care how relaxing it is though, I'm not sure I could lounge around for 7 hours straight.

Gravekeeper, have you tried threats? You know, if she calls again you will call the police? Sometimes using a higher power such as the police will back some customers off.

Only works on customers in their right mind.

[Amina516]

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

LMAO!!!!


Thank you. I spit out my tea.

[Jester]

I don't care how relaxing it is though, I'm not sure I could lounge around for 7 hours straight.

The way they pamper you, I am pretty sure that you (or anyone here) could manage a go of it. Especially considering the history of problems you have reported with your back.

Just a thought.

[wagegoth]

Cuz we need a lolcat now:

[marty]

The two are hardly comparable.

When I call you at night I don't actually say anything.

;p

The serial killer-esque heavy breathing does nothing to help me sleep at night. Maybe if you at least told me you were watching me when I least expect it then I'd sleep a little easier.


I've seen that woman's symptoms before. It's a combination of self-help videos and more coffee than her body can keep up with.

[Gravekeeper]

The way they pamper you, I am pretty sure that you (or anyone here) could manage a go of it. Especially considering the history of problems you have reported with your back.

Just a thought.

Well, its not a history per say. More of a one day "OH SHI-" and now its borked. =p ehe

The serial killer-esque heavy breathing does nothing to help me sleep at night. Maybe if you at least told me you were watching me when I least expect it then I'd sleep a little easier.

I'll be sure to Twitter it next time.

[Jester]

Well, its not a history per say. More of a one day "OH SHI-" and now its borked.

If it's been borked ever since that day, then that, my friend, is a history.

Thank you. Drive through.