For those of you that have always wondered..... ( Epic )

[Fox One]

I'm gonna come off pretty stupid, but...uh...why is he called the loach?

[Wenchie]

I'd like to think my fan girls of are a higher caliber then this. -.-

GK, If I ever figure out the number to call, I'm going to order a pink camo thong, jeans with gold stuff on BOTH cheeks, and a hat. Oh yes, the hat is a must!

Seriously though, I don't think I would know what to do if I called you... or how to tell if it was you. ^_^ But I certainly wouldn't call you 30 times!

[Foxglove8778]

I'm gonna come off pretty stupid, but...uh...why is he called the loach?

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[MystyGlyttyr]

I wouldn't be laughing so hard if I didn't think I'd experienced this same variety of person before. German instead of Chinese, but yeah.

A hint, though, we got rid of her's by starting to pretend we were AFTER her. We made vague mentions of a "collection van" being on the way only two times before she went away and never came back. Worth a shot, at least.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Mother of hell, that woman is INSANE! Could you not sic the cops on her for harrassment or tying up an emergency line or something?

Also, mad props for the Ghostbusters references, I nearly fell out my chair laughing.

[Munkie]

GK, I'm fairly certain that most of your CS fangirls would willingly be your bodyguards. We'll even make our own uniforms. Pink Camo, of course.

*shudder*

Pink? Are you kidding? I would willingly listen to the mind-melting blather GK's stalker was spewing than wear pink.

Anyway, i'll arm myself with a couple milk crates (trust me, one of those hitting you in just the right way... leaves a lotta bruising and frackin' HURTS) and post myself where I can keep the blathering soul-suckers that think an emergency constitutes of their loneliness and their lack of mind-altering drugs.

One of these days, I will bring GK my awesome cookies (or suitable baked good of equal awesomeness) just for having to listen to this person who was not the Key Master.

We must prepare for the coming of Gozer, the Destructor.

Oh... wait.. could she have been Gozer?

[blas]

I'm probably going to be beaten senseless by fellow Wisconsinites for suggesting this, but let's ship this psycho freak to my part of Wisconsin and hook her up with my stalker ex. Oh what FUN! Some people think it's all fun and games until they get a dose of their own medicine!

[Animae]

You know, I saw this post on my phone at work today, but decided to wait until I was at home with my nice computer to read it.


I'm so glad I did.


I'm really sorry that this has happened to you. that sucks quite a bit. Have you thought about just shreaking into the phone when she calls or would that still be a no no at this point? That got rid of my prank caller at work.

[Blade_Raver]

GK,

I want your fangirl. If I gave you my phone number, can you give it to her to call me? I'll try my best to keep her from calling you anymore.

Thanks!

[Jester]

I think the call report topped out around 80+ by the time I got off shift. One call every 10 minutes on average basically. For 3 nights straight.

For every one I documented there was at least 2-3 more where I just hung up.

Holy mother of Corey Feldman! Are you SERIOUS? I thought it was over the top at 31. EIGHTY? This woman is even more deranged (if possible) than I thought!

GK, If I ever figure out the number to call, I'm going to order a pink camo thong, jeans with gold stuff on BOTH cheeks, and a hat. Oh yes, the hat is a must!

You are a sick, sick woman.

I want your fangirl. If I gave you my phone number, can you give it to her to call me?

And you are even sicker. Or very, very lonely for companionship!

let's ship this psycho freak to my part of Wisconsin and hook her up with my stalker ex.

Great idea.

Wouldn't work.

Just like a Loach never attaches itself to another Loach, stalkers never go after one another. See, stalkers, like sexual predators and serial killers, seem to have a certain sixth sense for who is a potential victim-type personality. And they go after them. Since stalkers are not victim-type personalities, they don't go after other stalkers. They are just not attracted to each other.

Damn shame, too. It would be a great way to rid us of some of our more obnoxious citizens.

[Mistress of Foxes]

The Fangirl #14: The Cracks Begin To Appear


Me: “Good evening, <emergency line>.”
FG: “Hello, GK!?”
Me: “There is no GK, there is only Zuul.”
FG: “Not GK?”
Me: “No.”
FG: “I WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING~”

Well, it was worth a shot.




The Fangirl #15

Me: “Good evening, <emergency line>”
FG: “Are you GK?”
Me: “Are you the keymaster?"
FG: “No, I’m Cathy.”
Me: "Than we have nothing further to discuss."

BRING ME THE KEYMASTER.

Been watching Ghostbusters lately, GK?

The Fangirl #22

Me: “Good evening, <emergency line>”
FG: "Hi, FG?”
Me: “…..”
FG: “This woman is a-“
Me: “So chocolate didn’t work…”
FG: “and I want to tell you about my sister-”
Me: “Hey, if I feed you strawberry, will you turn into a bridge?”
FG: “married to-wha?”

That one is worth double plus nerd cred.

Oh! Oh! Oh! I know that one!

But really, GK, I don't think you could still be counted as a Boy, and if you could, I don't think you'd want her to be your Blob... Gods knows that plenty of women (and a few guys) here would love to, though

[Gravekeeper]

I've already asked if there's anything we can do about it ( By since this was the weekend I won't hear back till I get back into work ). Since its an afterhours emergency line its being forwarded from a switchboard so I can't get a caller ID. But the client can. It is a switchboard though, she has to specifically hit the number for emergencies from the main menu to get to us. Just to add an extra level of fail.

Actually, my best hope is for her to continue calling into regular office hours. The tolerance level over there is extremely low and I can think of 4 regular nutters that have already mysteriously disappeared and stopped calling after persisting into day time hours. ( Uncle Vick being the most recent example. ).

I'm only allowed to call down the Wrath at night if they make a specific threat. They're reasonable safe until they make that crucial error. Than unhappiness is just a phone call away. -.-

[Victoria J]

.
…..alrighty, I’m officially the only sane person awake in the entire city now.

I hate to break it to you, but...

I think the fact that you aren't claiming insanity in a desperate bid to escape and be placed in a cosy padded cell instead is sign that you are in fact stark raving mad.

I think there's a rule about it, but you aren't allowed to see it

What I can't work out is how you aren't homicidally insane by now.

Victoria J

[Dreamstalker]

let's ship this psycho freak to my part of Wisconsin and hook her up with my stalker ex.

Or ship them and my ex to some desolate nuclear testing island in the middle of nowhere.

[blas]

That's a much better idea.

I think it'd be quite entertaining to have a new reality show, where stalkers and crazy ex boyfriends and girlfriends go to a desolate, desserted island, and have to pretty much annihilate one another just to survive. The one winner then gets sent to Africa to fend for him or herself against the most dangerous snakes in the world.

See how they like having their every move watched, their every action documented, and having to fight for their own freedom.