Really?? I mean Really?????

[Pagan]

Hmm, I'll have to try that one. Probably less gross than my pepsi-rootbeer-orange juice-grapefruit juice-7Up-apple juice-mountain dew- chocolate milk concoction.

I've been mixing Coke and oj for years. Now, that's the only way I can drink oj. For some reason, all of a sudden, oj will set off the proton pumps in my stomach and I have to start downing Prilosec again. And it's just oj.....and I love oj.

I'll also mix rootbeer and cherry Coke, Coke/Pepsi and ginger ale, Coke/Pepsi and strawberry soda.

[dalesys]

I'll also mix rootbeer and cherry Coke...

I was raised on rootbeer & milk. Serve that to someone expecting chocolate milk

[McGoddess09]

I'm gonna have to try all of these drink concoctions and freak people out.

*evilness is coming out*

[Bagboy]

At my job, we have something called Clerk Ade. It's a mixture of:

-coke
-Pepsi
-Gatorade
-Sprite
-Propel
- 5 different flavors of Kool Aid
-Water
-Hi C orange
-Green Hawiian Punch


The flavor is interesting

[taurinejunkie]

I developed a special drink that I always open bar nights with.

1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Goldschläger
2 oz 5hour energy drink (which is a full serving, the stuff is concentrated!).

I need ideas for a name for it!

[Sheldonrs]

I developed a special drink that I always open bar nights with.

1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Goldschläger
2 oz 5hour energy drink (which is a full serving, the stuff is concentrated!).

I need ideas for a name for it!

How about "The Aristocrat"?


(points for anyone who gets that)

[taurinejunkie]

Is this a reference to the dirty joke which I think is called "The Aristocrats" ?

[Sheldonrs]

Is this a reference to the dirty joke which I think is called "The Aristocrats" ?

DING!!!DING!!!DING!!! :-)

We have a winner.

[taurinejunkie]

But a winner who doesn't really see why he'd call his cocktail that. Oh and just in case you didn't know from the ingredients and it may help inspiration, this is basically a double Liquid Cocaine shot with a 5hour added.

[Sheldonrs]

But a winner who doesn't really see why he'd call his cocktail that. Oh and just in case you didn't know from the ingredients and it may help inspiration, this is basically a double Liquid Cocaine shot with a 5hour added.

I thought of that name because the drink sounds like it would gross me out. :-)

If your not familiar with the joke, it's basically the same joke, told over and over but each comedian tries to out-do the other in the gross-out factor.

Here's a version of the joke (NSFW):Highlight to read

One of a kind Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says that he doesn't represent family acts, "They're a little too cute." The mother interrupts the agent, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us." The talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

Right away the father pulls out and sees what's happening and punches his wife in the face and she stops writing. Still having not finalized his current erection, he slowly stuffs it in his daughters small rectum, using spit as a lubricant.

All of a sudden the mother says, "there's still something missing." and proceeds to gag herself by tickling the back of her own throat with the shit and blood covered dog's tail until she emits a cone of vomit onto the daughter's face.

Next, the flying bone and cum sends the dog flying across the room behind a wave of creamy liquid that looks like someone took a glass full of milk and flung the contents of it while holding the glass.

Following that, the father pulled out, punched the daughter in the jaw, and had her snowball the cocktail of blood, cum, and vomit into the mother's unconscious mouth.

All of a sudden the son ungags his mom, vomits on the rag, and smears it all over his mother's body. The dog does a tap dance routine to the likings of Fred Astaire and the daughter starts convulsing on the floor

Following that, lightning strikes the son, turning him instantly into a pile of smoldering ashes, bones, and teeth with an acrid scent of burned flesh in the room. The father stops spanking the daughter and puts his wife over his knee.

Following that, the son and daughter bring their mother - all of them naked - onto the stage, bound up like a hog-tied pig and gagged with a gasoline soaked rag. They flop her on the floor where the dog immediately starts humping her leg and licking her pussy.

Continuing with act the dog bites and does a tug of war as it tries to pull the bone from the daughter's tight vagina, which creates enough friction to cause the daughter to come with a sudden gush of fluid (who knew she was a squirter?) and she actually shoots the bone out.

Now the wife picks up the semen and blood lubricated bone and proceeds to take her daughters virginity with it in as graceful a way as one might imagine this would go.

At the end of the act the father smears his erect penis in the cocktail of fluids that is smeared on his moaning daughter's face and proceeds to slide it into his wife's vagina.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

[taurinejunkie]

I'd seen the joke. But this drink actually tastes and works great.

[Sheldonrs]

I'd seen the joke. But this drink actually tastes and works great.

I'll take your word for it. The 5 hour I can take, but the other two always make me gag.

[taurinejunkie]

I have a great idea, since this is basically Liquid Cocaine + a stimulant it should be called Liquid (whatever the name for snorting coke + speed at once is, if anyone happens to know).

[Broomjockey]

I have a great idea, since this is basically Liquid Cocaine + a stimulant it should be called Liquid (whatever the name for snorting coke + speed at once is, if anyone happens to know).

I believe that's a speedball.

[taurinejunkie]

wiki says that is heroin and coke.