Really?? I mean Really?????

[Broomjockey]

wiki says that is heroin and coke.

damn. Cat's out of the bag. I'm not a drug dealer. Sorry.

[NightWatch]

Hmm, I'll have to try that one. Probably less gross than my pepsi-rootbeer-orange juice-grapefruit juice-7Up-apple juice-mountain dew- chocolate milk concoction.

I was down to try this until you added the milk bit... You're sick and twisted man.
*in a super nerdy voice* I'm so deleting you from Myspace!! /bad joke

[Broomjockey]

I was down to try this until you added the milk bit... You're sick and twisted man.

That's the part that gets everyone. It's the perfect gross out drink. The only problem is you can't make large batches. Just enough to drink quickly. Because if you leave it sit, the milk settles out.

[NightWatch]

Because if you leave it sit, the milk settles out.

You WANT me to be physically ill... Don't you...

[Pagan]

This has got to be one of the all-time ultimate thread derailments!

[Broomjockey]

You WANT me to be physically ill... Don't you...

Just shake it up again, it'll be fine. It's like watching a snow globe.

[NightWatch]

Just shake it up again, it'll be fine. It's like watching a snow globe.

Yup, it's official. I hate you.

[Broomjockey]

Yup, it's official. I hate you.

That's not very nice.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I've been mixing Coke and oj for years. Now, that's the only way I can drink oj. For some reason, all of a sudden, oj will set off the proton pumps in my stomach and I have to start downing Prilosec again. And it's just oj.....and I love oj.

Drinking Coke is good for an upset stomach. If OJ upsets your stomach, mixing it with Coke will settle the upset as it happens.

Coke concentrate, or Coke syrup, was and is sold separately at pharmacies in small quantities, as an over-the-counter remedy for nausea or mildly upset stomach.

[Pagan]

Drinking Coke is good for an upset stomach. If OJ upsets your stomach, mixing it with Coke will settle the upset as it happens.

Coke concentrate, or Coke syrup, was and is sold separately at pharmacies in small quantities, as an over-the-counter remedy for nausea or mildly upset stomach.

OJ doesn't upset my stomach. The acid in it, for some reason, sets of the proton pumps which causes even more acid to be in my stomach. Not so much nausea as pain. It's kind of like the pain when you're hungry, but you've just eaten.

[Ben_Who]

D: kid working the register on counter
Jf: Me!!
I: just some moron

D: Jf!! there's a customer with a problem
Jf: (the only person on counter is some trashy looking guy) What's the problem sir?
I: I just got this cappuccino and it isn't any good
Jf: Ok what's wrong with it?
I: It tastes like coffee!
Jf: (OMG NO FUCKIN WAY) Ok let me get you a new one (lol) Here you go sir.


We then made fun of him for the rest of the night.

Quietly admitting to this mentality myself. But, really, it's all the coffee shop's fault.

Now, I don't really care for coffee.

I'm on my way to work and I pass the Coffee Shop. In the window is a poster for something, big as me. It's an iced thing with whipped cream and chocolate and caramel swirlies and sprinkles on top and milk and powdered nutmeg and a mint leaf and a sprinkle of lemon and it has a wafer cookie sticking out and a cherry on top. It's got a name like Super Mocchachiato-Choco-Cinnamon Bonbon Lucious Crunch El Grande Choco-Latte.

It doesn't look like coffee. It looks like dessert. My sweet tooth goes off like an alarm clock and I march right in and point to the poster and plead for one, just like that.

The barista turns around and waves the wand and the steam rises up and I hear a lot of noises that I don't recognize, and when she turns back around, there it is. A magnificent confection of whipped cream and cinnamon, with a little American flag sticking out the top, God bless America! And I take that big fluffy thing back to a table and poke in a straw, and take a big swig... "Hey! This is coffee!"

Well, of course it's coffee, says a little voice inside my head. It's a coffee SHOP, dumbass, what did you think it'd be? "But it's so pretty! Coffee isn't pretty, coffee is that black muck my mother drinks so that her eyes open in the morning!" Shut up and drink your coffee. "...Okay."

I'm betting you'd think I'd learn my lesson after the first time, but no. Three times so far. And they'll probably rope me in again. I'd eat a bale of hay if you put whipped cream and a cherry on it.

Love, Who?

[jerkface11]

If he had ordered something called a "super mega sweettooth extra awesome drink of doom" I would be able to understand his problem. He ordered a cappucino with no flavoring added to it.