Mess with my coworker, you mess with me....and you'll die of thirst.

[Gravekeeper]

EDITED TO ADD: Besides, I so rarely get to actually say what I want to say to asswads like this, it felt good, and I wanted to share it. So neener neener.

Oh yes. There are few things better on this Earth than that exact moment an SC does something that makes them fair game. When all bets are off.

I live for those moments.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Oh yes. There are few things better on this Earth than that exact moment an SC does something that makes them fair game. When all bets are off.

I live for those moments.

And we live for you telling us about it. ^^

Of course when I say We, I mean Me.

[tropicsgoddess]

Nothing like pwning an SC! Way to hand his ass to him, Jester! Pwny Express...I like the sound of that, but the Fuck You Grams has a nice ring to it.

[Kinoo]

I absolutely love how bar patrons just completely fail to get their head around this little concept.... "I am the keeper of the drinks - I only share with those I like (or are at least nice to me) & I have the power to put a fairly large dent in your enjoyment factor (& that of your companions, who I guarantee have longer memories than I do"

[Rapscallion]

I wonder if Jester has realised that this thread was the inspiration for another cartoon strip?

Rapscallion

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hmmmm....kind of giving me an idea for an actual company.......

There's quite a number of ways to tell that special someone "FU" that you may need to employ someone who can write rather creatively.

And yes, I'm applying for that position.

[JustaCashier]

I polished off a pitcher of beer in about 15 minutes with no ill effect. However I was still conscious enough to appear sober so as to not make a scene.

I'll bet you kicked out one helluva belch though!

[tsar]

I AM seriously considering this. I need someone who can build/design/edit a website. I do not have those talents.

The talent I DO have is the ability to be the anti-Hallmark. I can write scathing "cards" that people can buy to send to their targets, both witty and crude. I am nothing of not adept at insults. Hell, I am a magician that specializes in out-smartassing smartasses! (I really am.)

So if anyone has the above ability and wants to take a shot at this, PM me. I am absolutely serious.

You guys ever need a server administrator, feel free to PM me.

I can't create a good *looking* website (well, the code will look beautiful...), but I sure know how to keep one up.

Also if you guys really need a coder, I'm currently available to work remotely.
I'm not a fast coder, nor do I like to code, but I can create Very working code in multiple languages.

ps. Jester, if I come to visit Keys next winter, will you give out the name of your bar in a PM if requested?
I'm not yet sure of our destination next winter but keys has been mentioned as one possibility.

[Jester]

I wonder if Jester has realised that this thread was the inspiration for another cartoon strip?

I do, if only because you PM'd me of its existence. Which, by the way, I have been trying to run into you to say 1. Thank you, and 2. You fucking ROCK!

There's quite a number of ways to tell that special someone "FU" that you may need to employ someone who can write rather creatively.

And yes, I'm applying for that position.

I am a rather creative and vicious writer. But if I can find someone to do the website itself, I may just be seeking your services. After all, a variety of styles is a GOOD thing.

You guys ever need a server administrator, feel free to PM me.

I can't create a good *looking* website (well, the code will look beautiful...), but I sure know how to keep one up.

Also if you guys really need a coder, I'm currently available to work remotely.
I'm not a fast coder, nor do I like to code, but I can create Very working code in multiple languages.

ps. Jester, if I come to visit Keys next winter, will you give out the name of your bar in a PM if requested?

1. I need someone to create and maintain the website. What you said above is almost incomprehensible to me. Basically, can you do what I need?

2. I have no idea what the hell you are talking about with coding and coder. Have I ever mentioned how computer illiterate I really am?

3. Yes, of course I will tell you where to come and spend your money enjoy some lovely cocktails while you vacation in the Keys.

[tsar]

1. I need someone to create and maintain the website. What you said above is almost incomprehensible to me. Basically, can you do what I need?

Half of it... there are web-designers and administrators (there are more different occupations, but you get the gist...)

2. I have no idea what the hell you are talking about with coding and coder. Have I ever mentioned how computer illiterate I really am?

Basically you are looking for people to create a bar. you need guys that can make the building, guys that can make the plumbing, electrics, drink stations, shelfs, guy that brings the beer tanks in and installs systems for those, etc.
There is a possibilty you can find one guy that does all this well, but...

3. Yes, of course I will tell you where to come and spend your money enjoy some lovely cocktails while you vacation in the Keys.

Nice, once I get my wife to discuss about a place to go, I'll be sure to include keys as a place to get so drunk my *other* cheeks hang on my own shoulders visit and maybe get some cocktails and tip the staff well.

[dalesys]

There's quite a number of ways to tell that special someone "FU" that you may need to employ someone who can write rather creatively.

And yes, I'm applying for that position.

Tell them that your new cell number is ###-382-5968... as the Sister Wives do in their song "Don't Call". Sister Wives at myspace

[Jester]

Basically you are looking for people to create a bar. you need guys that can make the building, guys that can make the plumbing, electrics, drink stations, shelfs, guy that brings the beer tanks in and installs systems for those, etc.
There is a possibilty you can find one guy that does all this well, but...

Thank you for putting it in a way that I can understand.

Now, which part do you do, and do you know other people that can do the rest? Basically, as I understand it, I need to find one guy for a one time deal to BUILD it, and then another guy (or girl, not trying to be sexist here) to MAINTAIN it. A contractor and a manager, to put into the bar terms you used for my puny little brain. (Basically, the builder would be paid a one time fee, and the administrator would share in the profits/get paid a regular rate.)

Do you know of such people? I guess that's my question.

Nice, once I get my wife to discuss about a place to go, I'll be sure to include keys as a place to get so drunk my *other* cheeks hang on my own shoulders visit and maybe get some cocktails and tip the staff well.

Well put, sir! Well put indeed!