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Quoth Sarah Valentine
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
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Look, folks, we all know that we shouldn't be blamed for something like this. It is obviously an act of cod. SCs are just baiting us with such bottom-feeder behavior.Comment
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Maybe we all need psychiatric kelp."All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"Comment
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indeed, we shore do need kelp, else we might all flipper out.Quoth Sheldonrs View Post~LSTYD~
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you may want to take a census of your brain squirrels... maybe one escaped?Comment
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Holy mackerel! Y'know, I cod swear something about this story smelt.Last edited by Irving Patrick Freleigh; 05-15-2010, 12:37 AM.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Haddock we have about enough of these puns yet or are we starting to flounder?Comment
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Careful - you're starting to skate on thin ice!Comment
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Yeah, I'm afraid I might fall off my perch.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Hate to say it, but I think this discussion jumped the shark about five puns ago. Of course, I love the jokes, just waiting with baited breathe for more. I guess I'm just a sucker for this sort of thing. Any other schools of thought on this subject???
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Methinks this thread went in the tank a long time ago. Perhaps I should take my leave before thread spawns any more crappie fish puns.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Kinda reminds me of the old joke about what did the blind man say as he walked by the fish market?Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
Hello ladies.
I know . . . it was pretty crappy but then I really need to get off this laptop since we're having a thunderstorm right now.
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Now, now, BB, no need to get catfishy. Pun threads here are legendary, I would even go so far as to say that this one prawnz. Don't be such a stick in the mudbug.
Dammit, I can't think of any more, I'm just coming up with red herrings..."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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I, for one, think all these puns serve a porpoise.
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So. . . your plaice or mine?Comment
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